Jackie Wynand

Born to do great things. Chose family. I got no regrets. ((Independent RP blog for good end fem!Jack Wynand from Bioshock. Written by Natalie.))

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❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞

Jackie took a soft breath, exhaling when she noticed that Nora was okay.  She didn’t entirely understand why throwing herself in the line of a bullet was courageous.  She was mostly bulletproof.  It would take Kryptonite to really bring her down.  

“Humans are really fragile.  I don’t want you to die.  I like you, even if your husband is terrible.”

[rpmemestbh]

Personality Starters

(as requested by anon)

Starters:

❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 

❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞

❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞

❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞

❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞

❝Fuck love.❞

❝Well that was brutally honest.❞

❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞

❝I have to be perfect.❞

❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞

❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞

❝Don’t you believe in me?❞

❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞

❝I love your zest for life.❞

❝You’re really brave.❞

❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞

❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞

❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞

❝I don’t understand you.❞

❝You don’t understand me.❞

❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞

❝Your smile is contagious.❞

❝Why are you so self-critical?❞

❝Thanks for trusting me.❞

❝Of course I trust you.❞ 

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❛ Your persistence surprises even me. You’re going to give mercenaries a bad name. ❜

“What’s a mercenary?”Jackie didn’t know if that was a compliment or not. The Car Thief had just compared her to a thing she’d never heard of before! She thought it wasn’t entirely a compliment; this man seemed angry that she wanted her car back. She’d found the abandoned car to sleep in first! She had! It was her car! What did he even want with her sleeping-car anyway? It was hers! Her home!“My name is Jackie Wynand. I got my last name from it being in big letters in the newspaper. My first name was given to me by Project Heracles. I don’t know what your name is, but you took my car. I’m going to break you now, mister.” She glared at the Car Thief before reaching out and grabbing his arm without thinking. Just a twist to the left, a yank to the right, and she’d managed to dislocate his shoulder. He took her car. He brought this upon himself.

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❝ ░ INDIANA JONES; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ You’re not the man I knew ten years ago. ❜

❛ It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage. ❜

❛ What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits. ❜

❛ I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go! ❜

❛ You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do. ❜

❛ Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya! ❜

❛ Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? ❜

❛ You can’t do this to me, I’m an American. ❜

❛ I can only say ‘I’m sorry’ so many times. ❜

❛ I oughta kill you right now. ❜

❛ Not a very private place for a murder. ❜

❛ Didn’t any of you guys ever go to Sunday school? ❜

❛ Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here. ❜

❛ Well, _____, at least you haven’t forgotten how to show a lady a good time. ❜

❛ I’ve learned to hate you in the last ten years! ❜

❛ We never seem to get a break, do we? ❜

❛ Oh, my friends! I’m so pleased you’re not dead! ❜

❛ Please, sit down before you fall down. ❜

❛ Now… what shall we talk about? ❜

❛ It’s a transmitter, a radio for speaking to God. ❜

❛ Your persistence surprises even me. You’re going to give mercenaries a bad name. ❜

❛ Look at this. It’s worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. ❜

❛ Hey, what happened? You don’t look very happy. ❜

❛ Shoot them. Shoot them both. ❜

❛ If they knew we were here, they would have killed us already. ❜

❛ Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing! ❜

❛ Hold on to your potatoes! ❜

❛ What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something? ❜

❛ Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist. ❜

❛ Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf? ❜

❛ You’re gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory! ❜

❛ I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer! ❜

❛ I hate the water… and I hate being wet… and I hate you! ❜

❛ What a vivid imagination. ❜

❛ You know how to fly, don’t you? ❜

❛ Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains. ❜

❛ There are two dead people in here! ❜

❛ It’s okay, kid. It’s me. ❜

❛ I had bugs for lunch. ❜

❛ I burned by fingers and I cracked a nail! ❜

❛ So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer? ❜

❛ I’m allowing you to tag along. So why don’t you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll? ❜

❛ Ooh, what big birds! ❜

❛ You lost today, kid. But that doesn’t mean you have to like it. ❜

❛ He chose… poorly. ❜

❛ I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up. ❜

❛ Our situation has not improved. ❜

❛ Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek? ❜

❛ And in this sort of race, there’s no silver medal for finishing second. ❜

❛ How dare you kiss me. ❜

❛ Dance on your own time, will you? ❜

❛ Unshackle me. I’ll give you a big hug. ❜

❛ You know, for an old man you ain’t bad in a fight. ❜

❛ One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die? ❜

❛ Good thing we’re not grave robbers. ❜

❛ I took Spanish. I didn’t understand a word of that. What was it? ❜

❛ How much of human life is lost in waiting? ❜

[championofvael-deactivated20160]

“I love that character,” I say as I come up with upsetting headcanons for them. “Absolutely adore them,” I tell you as I bunny up sad story ideas for them. “They’re my favorite,” I sigh as I pick the most depressing songs for a playlist for them.

“I just want them to be happy,” I insist as I write horribly angsty oneshots centered around their misery.

[clairesclitpiercing]

“My son,“ I say as I think warmly about his broken body huddled on the ground.

[prideofyunmeng]

“I love you so much”, I say, as I fill them with self hatred.

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‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’

“Yeah, that’s probably why you didn’t threaten me when we first met.  None of us Project Heracles girls are real good at starting a conversation without a threat of violence.  Ain’t like we actually mean it unless we, you know, actually break the person.  Why don’t people talk like that outside Project Heracles?  I don’t understand.”

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✰ * º ❛ even more popular text posts ask meme. ❜

‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep.  ’ ‘  omg here goes your lil crybaby ass.  ’ ‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up.  ’ ‘  don’t start buddy. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right.  ’ ‘  not to vent, but: fuck.  ’ ‘  the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to.  ’ ‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot.  ’ ‘  sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful.  ’ ‘  i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again.  ’ ‘  shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out.  ’ ‘  i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle.  ’ ‘  i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water.  ’ ‘  i don’t have enough black clothes.  ’ ‘  sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired.  ’ ‘  i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me.  ’ ‘  me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly.  ’ ‘  i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous.  ’ ‘  the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired.  ’ ‘  i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?  ’ ‘  just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough.  ’ ‘  my heart is a soft and sensitive mess.  ’ ‘  all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring.  ’ ‘  hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection.  ’ ‘  now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab.  ’ ‘  i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old.  ’ ‘  my new years resolution is to stop.  ’ ‘  i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way.  ’ ‘  i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened.  ’ ‘  i know i’m cute, but you can remind me.  ’ ‘  hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me????  ’ ‘  i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever.  ’ ‘  me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me.  ’ ‘  girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor?  ’ ‘  anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact.  ’ ‘  today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss.  ’ ‘  going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds.  ’ ‘  everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated.  ’ ‘  hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes?  ’ ‘  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like  ’ ‘  i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible.  ’ ‘  remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED.  ’ ‘  why did we just accept catdog?  ’ ‘  my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.  ’ ‘  i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.  ’ ‘  honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  ’ ‘  would an alien think i’m pretty?  ’ ‘  i love boys, but only as a concept.  ’ ‘  why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here????  ’ ‘  i identify as an inconvenience to the world.  ’ ‘  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  ’ ‘  dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  ’ ‘  what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword.  ’ ‘  i highly recommend never having feelings.  ’ ‘  self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens.  ’ ‘  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  ’ ‘  do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends?  ’ ‘  um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me?  ’ ‘  date a girl who fucks everything up.  ’ ‘  not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost.  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing.  ’ ‘  a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  you can start again anytime!  ’ ‘  all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much.  ’ ‘  you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep?  ’ ‘  i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway.  ’ ‘  tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again.  ’ ‘  first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down.  ’ ‘  i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of things costing money.  ’ ‘  don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?  ’ ‘  who cares? do better, move on.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income.  ’ ‘  appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb.  ’ ‘  thnks fr th mntl llnss.  ’ ‘  what  hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  ’ ‘  i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here.  ’ ‘  binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.  ’ ‘  i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell.  ’ ‘  this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes.  ’ ‘  i’m alive, but only ironically.  ’ ‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me.  ’ ‘  do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo?  ’ ‘  lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat.  ’ ‘  my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’  ’ ‘  i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer!  ’ ‘  i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me?  ’ ‘  you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly.  ’ ‘  you son of a mumford!  ’ ‘  hi, i’m here to ruin everything.  ’ ‘  you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead.  ’ ‘  the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him.  ’ ‘  everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho   ’ ‘  no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men.  ’ ‘  i need $$$$$ not feelings.  ’ ‘  ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again.  ’ ‘  oops, i don’t care lol  ’ ‘  why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth.  ’ ‘  maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,  ’ ‘  i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering.  ’ ‘  concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content.  ’ ‘  i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half.  ’ ‘  pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars.  ’ ‘  life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho.  ’ ‘  i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over?  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself.  ’ ‘  whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong.  ’ ‘  new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter.  ’

[angstmemes]

Send me your muse’s response to realising my muse will be alone this Christmas.

[angstmemes]

My muse needs comfort. How would your muse do it?

[between--rage-and-serenity-deac]

Reblog if you actually like my blog (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

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“This is what friends do. They support each other.”

“Really?  Because in the science fun lab I come from, ‘friend’ meant the person who wouldn’t punch you in the face or threaten to break your limbs in order to impress the whitecoats.  Support never came into it.”

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[DC AU] Bane's gross monster dong, yes or no

“...If ‘gross monster’ is just an expression about the size of Bane’s dong being proportionate to the size of Bane, the answer’s yes.  If it’s not an expression and is literal with the ‘gross’ part being because it’s, well, gross and unhygienic and the ‘monster’ part being because it’s attached to a monster, the answer’s no.  How often does Bane even bathe anyway?”

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“Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said? This is your last warning!”

Jackie didn’t know who the masked car thief was, or why he’d overlooked a homeless woman sleeping in the back seat.  Whoever he was, he’d gotten into her car--well, sorta, it was her abandoned car that she lived in after escaping from the lab.  The one thing she sort of owned.  It had been a week since she got out of the Project Heracles lab, and sleeping in the back seat of a car was terrible...but it was still an improvement over the Project Heracles lab.

Wait.  Normal people, who weren’t raised in secret labs run by the United States government, tended to introduce themselves before yelling.  Maybe that was why the masked car thief told her that she’d gotten a last warning.

“Of course I didn’t listen to a word you said, mister car thief!  I just woke up!”  She regretted yelling immediately.  That wasn’t an introduction.  That was a threat, and she knew she was making a threat, but she couldn’t seem to stop herself.  “I’m Jackie Wynand.  This is my car.  I’ve been living in it for a week, so that makes it mine.  Who are you, and do I have to break your hands and arms in fifteen different places to get them off the wheel of my house?”

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — THOR RAGNARÖK;

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“How much longer do you think we’ll be here?” “Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.” “Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.” “How was I supposed to know? Can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch.” “Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with.“ “Are you a fighter? Or are you food?“ “Kneel before me… and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.” “Whoever you are… whatever you’ve done, surrender now! Or we will show you no mercy.” “Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said? This is your last warning!” “Oh, I’ve missed this. Still, it’s a shame. Good soldiers dying for nothing… all because they couldn't see the future.” “What do I always say? ‘She is the…’ And it starts with a ‘B.’” “Just wait a damn minute. I’m not for sale.“ “You’re officially pardoned. From life.” “What happened to my manners? I haven’t properly introduced myself. Come on. Uh, follow me.” “We’re not friends and I don't give a shit about your games.” “What do you mean, what am I doing?” “Now, listen to that. He’s threatening me. Hey, Sparkles, here’s the deal.” “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is [name]. I’m kind of like the leader in here.” “I’m made of rocks, as you can see. But don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors.“ “Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator.” “I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that.“ “No, nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.” “Yes, I am. Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.” “Most of the stuff in here is fake. Or weak.“ “Want to see what true power really looks like?” “Hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.” “You didn’t think I’d really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting.“ “Does this mean you don’t want my help?” “You don’t stand a chance. Do you understand what I’m saying to you?” “(SCOFFS) Fine. I guess I’ll just have to go do it alone. Like I’ve always done.” “Piss off, ghost!“ “Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer… and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.” “Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk.” “There’s nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation.” “No one escapes this place. So you’re gonna die anyway.” “Now, don’t you move. My hands ain’t as steady as they used to be.”  “Hey! We know each other. He’s a friend from work.” “Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead.” “[Name], we’re friends. This is crazy. I don’t want to hurt you!” “This is what friends do. They support each other.” “I’m not sad, you idiot. I’m pissed off!“ “You just can’t go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me.” “I know. We’re the same, you and I. We’re just a couple of hot-headed fools.” “You’re so thick-headed that you can’t tell… when someone’s hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone.” “All right. Here’s the deal. I’ll listen to you… till this is empty. Finished. Bye.” “I’m putting together a team. It’s me, you, and the big guy.” “I only survived because…“ “This isn't about the crown. This is about the people. They’re dying and they’re your people, too.” “You know, go ahead. Stay here and keep drinking, keep hiding. But me… I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that’s what… Because that’s what heroes do.” “Quite a lot’s happened. You and I had a fight recently. I won. Easily.” “You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, I’ll settle for this sweet little…“ “It’s just a planet. You've been on a planet before. Now you’ve been on two. That’s a good thing. It’s a new experience.” “You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being… who also happens to be my sister.” “Okay, that is so wrong on so many… I don’t wanna fight your sister. That’s a family issue.” “I’m not fighting any more beings. I’m sick of it.” “Fine, you don’t have to fight anyone. But we’re in danger here, so we have to move.” “What are those things on her eyes? Are those the people that she’s killed? She’s so beautiful and strong and courageous.” “I don’t plan to stop drinking.” “I can’t turn away anymore… so if I’m gonna die… well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.” “So, I’m saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?“ “We need one with cup holders, because we’re gonna die. So, drinks!” “Do I know you? I feel like I know you.” “Open communication was never our family’s forte.” “[Name] I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But at the end of the day, you’re you and I’m me. I don’t know, maybe there’s still good in you. But let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.” “It’s probably for the best that we never see each other again.” “I know I’ve betrayed you many times before… but this time it’s truly nothing personal.” “[Name]. You’re still alive. I love what you’ve done with the place. Redecorating, I see.” “I’ll get that sword… even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.” “Your savior is here. Did you miss me?“ “I hate this prophecy.“ “[Name], stop. Just for once in your life, don’t smash.” “Maybe you’re not so bad after all, [Name].” “I just gotta say, I’m proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us!”

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((Hey.  I’m sorta feeling Jackie again, so I’m gonna try to be on her.  I’ve mostly been feeling my more dominant muse, Joseph, so I’ve been at @noneedforplans instead of here.  Check me out there if you’re interested in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and want to see my tol son.

Anyway.  I’m back.  I don’t know how long I’m going to be back on Jackie, but I do have some muse for her.))

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"Can I buy you a drink?"

“Sure!  Don’t mind if ya do!”  Jackie grinned, practically beaming at Jake the moment he offered.  Sure was nice going on a date with him.  

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The Bar Scene [Flirting] - Send my muse one for their reaction!

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"I haven't noticed you here before, you don't come here often do you?"

"Are you really here alone? Want some company?"

"I'm sorry, I noticed you from across the bar and I felt the need to say hello."

"So, what will you be drinking?"

"I just had to point out that you are definitely the cutest here tonight."

"Would you like another one of those once you're finished drinking it?"

"Hi, I've not been in here before. Is it a nice environment usually?"

"Do you have any plans after this?"

"Would you like to go somewhere more private?"