Unwind Dystology

"Nice socks"

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Hey AWOLs!

Submit posts and questions are now open!

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Alternative Responses to “I Love You”

Connor: A horrible decision, really.

Risa: Thanks.

Lev: Why?

Hayden: YEET

Starkey: If only there was someone out there who loved you.

Cam: Who doesn’t?

Grace: [laughs nervously]

Bam: [laughs hysterically]

Miracolina: I know.

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*anything happens*

Hayden: “Don’t worry boys, papa’s got this”

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Risa: Talk shit, get hit.

Connor: [talks shit, gets hit]

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Sometime in the start of unwind

Lev: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom?? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Risa:..

Connor:.. I’m gonna tell him.

Risa: Don’t you dare.

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Hey AWOLs! What are some of your favorite books/series (besides Unwind of course)?? I’m curious and looking for some good new reads.

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Hayden: How do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

Starkey: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic English.

Hayden:

Hayden: Water you doing?

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Gotta love Hayden!

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“Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.”

— Bam

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Hayden: I’m quick at math.

Jeevan: Okay, what’s 38 times 76?

Hayden: 24.

Jeevan: That’s not even close.

Hayden: But it was quick.

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I honestly don’t think I can even count the amount of times my jaw has dropped while reading the Unwind series. At least 5 times per book!

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Struggle #2 of being in the Unwind fandom:

Its so hard to explain the concept of Unwind to someone without sounding like a psycopath... 

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Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes.

Hayden (via incorrectunwind)

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Lev: CyFi, do you call me “Marshmallow” because I’m soft and easily flattened?

CyFi: Well, yeah… But, if it makes you feel any better, it’s also because you’re very white.

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Risa [to Connor]: Pick your battles.

Risa: Pick..pick fewer battles than that.

Risa: Put some battles back.

Risa: That’s too many.

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Hey fellow AWOLs! Question: Who is your favorite character from the Unwind dystology & why?

I'd have to say Cam, he's just so lovable and always confused haha. But Hayden is a close second!

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Lev: We need to get something like that.

Hayden: Like what?

Lev: You know, like a cheer. Like a team cheer that we do.

Hayden: Um hm. Yeah, okay. How about “I say Grave- you say -yard! Grave-!

Bam: Uhh, Grave-yard?

Hayden: No. No no no no no, the cheer includes the instructions. I say Grave- and you say-

Bam: …Grave-yard?

Hayden: We’ll work on it.

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Connor Lassiter, the Akron AWOL? Dude, you’re like…my hero! Did you ever get my fan letters? Or the death threats after you didn’t respond to my fan letters?!

Argent

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Total Argent 

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