run free;;

The man was drowning and he wasn't even aware of it.

[unxware]

Be right back, pretty people, I need to make dinner for my younger brothers

Don't miss me too much.

[moveslikecurt]

[chrissymodi-frost]

I have to reboot this today!

[discolourxdsouls]

snapchat- open

[discolourxdsouls]

Alex; Oh my god

Alex; I just spat my drink everywhere

Alex; That was great hahaha

[unxware]

Chance; i know i know my jokes are perfect

Chance; see that's what you should be going for

Chance; jokes that everyone can understand

[dclcevitaisgone-deactivated2018]

      “It’s not about a bunny, or chocolate. It’s about Jesus having died and then resurrected after three days. I envy you for having escaped this type of information all your life.”

[unxware]

                          "Oh, right. The resurrection. Duh. I knew that one. But what does the bunny and the chocolate has to do with God's kid returning from the dead?" He asked with a raised brow. "—I don't know, I mean, It's cool story the one in the bible, but it always sounded quite confusing for me. Like, there was adam, eve then they had two kids. One killed the other, went to the west and there he had a family, but like? With who? There were three people in earth and the only other woman there was his mom."

[cverture-a]

"Forty isn’t old, either. —What kind of person thinks that they’re completely perfect? Then again, even that shows signs of psychosis. But to answer your question, I did play Wednesday Adams on Broadway…so that might give you a little hint about the kind of person I might be.”

[unxware]

"Yes, forty is old. And I didn't say I'm completely perfect, I said I'm not psychotic. Which, I'm not. And, you, are weird. I mean, pretty cool that you played someone on Broadway, but Wednesday Addams is pretty— Wait, now that mentioned... She does look a lot like you."

[discolourxdsouls]

snapchat- open

[discolourxdsouls]

Alex; Well now i'm upset

Alex; Ok I got one...

Alex; What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Alex; Fsh.

[unxware]

Chance; LOL

Chance; that was a good one

Chance; i have one too. lemme see... why is the ocean blue?

Chance; cause all the little fishes go blu blu blu

[youngwildfreakx]

"And this is you way of saying that I should have sex with you to have free food?"

[unxware]

"No." He held up the phone to his ear. "That's my way of saying that sex with me would lead to free food and gifts. Because that's basically the sum up of every relationship. Guys get sex, girls get gifts and free food."

[unxware]

( text. )

Oasis: revenge is served best with a side of gin.

Johnny: so you should split the lemons

Johnny: half of them you use in your enemies eyes

Johnny: the other half to make gin and tonic

[cverture-a]

"I don’t know that I would call him old, he’s only in his thirties or something. — and nobody’s perfect, we’re all a bit psychotic.”

[unxware]

"He's probably forty something. And no. I'm not a bit psychotic. I'm not psychotic at all. What kind of person thinks that? Like, do you consider yourself a bit psychotic?"

[dclcevitaisgone-deactivated2018]

      “Let me guess, you’re not familiar with the word of Jesus?” 

[unxware]

"I mean, heard about it? Yeah. But I'm not a very religious guy. Like, at all... What's Easter about again? Besides chocolate. It's something about Jesus, isn't it?"

[youngwildfreakx]

  "We can split, if you want to, please do the honors to call," Plopping down the couch as she waited for him to order the pizza she has been craving for.

[unxware]

"Oh, yeah. Slipping is nicer. Don't get me wrong. I would pay for you, but, you know. We are not dating and no sex, no free food." He joked shrugging as he held up his phone and started dialing.

[discolourxdsouls]

snapchat- open

[discolourxdsouls]

Alex; Oh

Alex; It's a line from Beyonce's song....

Alex; And there's a straw in my melon...

[unxware]

Chance; nope

Chance; still don't get it

Chance; try another joke

[cverture-a]

"There are many psychotic guys on TV, but i’m just going to assume that you’re thinking of the right one and say yes.”

[unxware]

"But he's old? And psychotic. You think the old psychotic guy is hot?"

[unxware]

( text. )

Oasis: Nah

Oasis: squeeze it into the eyes of my enemies.

Johnny: i don't have enemies

Johnny: and i'm pretty sure gin and tonic tastes better than revenge

[youngwildfreakx]

"Seriously? I can’t eat that, I need carbs and protein, how about order pizza?"

[unxware]

"Yeah, that sounds nice. I— Wait." He took his wallet from his back pocket checking how much money he still had. "No, yeah. Hm. Okay. Pizza. Pizza is nice."

[discolourxdsouls]

snapchat- open

Alex; I've been drinkin, watermelon

Alex; I find myself hilarious

Alex; I'm probably not. Sighs.

[unxware]

Chance; I don't get it

Chance; what's the joke?

[cverture-a]

“Dexter Morgan is like…really attractive.”

[unxware]

"You mean that psychotic guy from that Tv show?"