well, hello.

Adam. 42. I'm just this trans guy, you know?

[webcomicname]

[junk-thunder]

I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

[up-n-adam]

*taps mic* is this thing on

[yesterdaysprint]

Douglas Island News, Alaska, November 15, 1918

[futureevilscientist]

Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago

[whitepeopletwitter]

[opalsandcream]

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

[eugeniavlasova]

“Don’t leave the room, don’t make the mistake and run" 

– Joseph Brodsky

Of course, Brodsky didn’t know about the coronavirus, but his words resonate today more than ever.   

Read the poem in Russian and English.

[malalaweacom]

[huffylemon]

Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

[apocalypticvalraven]

I couldn’t read that last one and not see this face

“toO LaTE!”

[tragicomiquedesituation]

And I’d add:

[emerald-comet-sjblog]

Every time I see this I laugh XD

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour

[knitbelove]

This post came into my bedroom and punched me in the face

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[nyanbinyuri]

[aztechnology]

“ Inge Ginsberg survived the Holocaust and became a spy for the Americans during WWII, smuggling arms to fight the Nazis. She married a composer and they wrote songs together in the 40’s and 50’s that were sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Doris Day, and Rosemary Clooney, among others. 60 years later, she got back into music and fell in love with Heavy Metal, which she now performs with world-renowned Classical musicians Lucia Caruso and Pedro da Silva – a.k.a. the TritoneKings.” There will never be anything more peak metal than this woman, ever.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nualie]

because you stole that word from french lol

Queue: consonnant sound

Queue: you can’t follow a q with a e, you need a u in between. in french u gotta

Queue: the eu sound is actually not like how you say q at all, it’s a french e sound but it’s longer (also distinguishes from the word que)

Queue: it’s a feminine word so it gets a e at the end

[gaphic]

u say that like its somehow better and not just a crushing indictment of french

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]