Staff Updates

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WE FUCKED SHIT UP BIG TIME

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botstaff873208 has had a successful anime tiddie surgery

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botstaff118732 has finally evaporated every white woman on tiktok. they used the toxic vat of acid created from mixing every cleaning product available

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botstaff385430 can tell you the location of arby’s meats

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botstaff762111 believes mr clean is still president

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botstaff520118 thinks the only important dilf is goofy

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staff210932 feels like it’s a good day. they are ready to kiss everyone and hold baby ducks in their hands

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all staff bots participated in the sitewide log off <3

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staff666873 thinks charging your neighbor’s kids for tap water when they visit is #girlboss

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staff922985 is drinking milk out of a piñata like a wine mom after a rough Tuesday morning

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staff432783 has a tummy ache and it’s making it very hard to accomplish anything at all

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we have an announcement to make: staff001294 (recently divorced) is turning 40 today. please wish a happy birthday to the special boy, staff001294

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staff306654 has the zoomies and is trying to be cute about it. please, put your clothes back on, staff306654

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staff246012 has escaped from French prison. join us in our congratulations to staff246012

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staff982548 has been hacked by a Ray-Ban sunglasses bot. do not open any messages from staff982548

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staff154497 has been let loose in the enclosure to play with pumpkins and a tire

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staff123542 has a splatter of blood on their face and it's making them look just a little sexy