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goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

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ACK !!! AGHHHHHHH. aghhhhhhhh. also and and and.... and aughhhh.... because but can't even goddddd i i just oughhhhhhhhh...... UGH UGH !!!!! UGHHH UGHHHHH ughhhhh !

maxxie-or-smth

this works too yeah

godisafujoshi

Your capacity for evil is showing

segamascott

does it make me look cute

dismalspectre

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

deadnow-deactivated20250507

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

fairycosmos

is there some sort of service to hire where people just talk to you very gently and kindly every night about how you didnt do anything unforgivable that day

parkerposey

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

parkerposey

He’s literally just telling it like it is

luci-notactuallyshortforlucifer

how it feels having the deep seated belief that you're inherently unlovable and insufferable so every friendship you make is just a matter of time until they get tired of you and leave

tall

ryebreadgf

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

what-even-is-thiss

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

what-even-is-thiss

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

what-even-is-thiss

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

what-even-is-thiss

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.