Hi Wife

I reblog things with the express purpose of making my wife laugh.

[inzergue]

[samreich]

sometimes you dont know what youre signing yourself up for

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[swisscheesethethird]

The eye reveal did not disappoint.

[theweirdwideweb]

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[sailatina3]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

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[snoleopard7]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[sandmandaddy69]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[stargazingdustbunny]

Carrot and Angua's relationship is so funny to me because Angua is living a doomed tragic romance of two lovers from different worlds who can never truly be together and meanwhile Carrot is just like "I love taking my girlfriend to museums ^‐^ "

[samreich]

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

[breakstar91]

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

[sighinastorm]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."