IT IS MY DUTY TO SAVE YOU ALL! @updownstar - Tumblr Blog

bennyboybenniest

I hope to god that dawg explodes

cali

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

akumeoy

i mean you're right, i started transitioning about eight months after this, but i have no idea how you got that from the post

woodmeat

Me

woodmeat

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

papigetbusy-deactivated20221012

We not even trying no more here

appledoves

soapyakships

lil bro... in LAWWW

patko0

Giving them all peanuts 🥜

moki-dokie

i'm like actually legitimately loving that the result of the tiktok ban is decimating decades of propaganda against china in record time. everyone is flocking to the actual chinese-owned version of tiktok called rednote where they are being welcomed so warmly with the silliest jokes like "i'm your assigned chinese spy! i've been waiting for you! welcome!" alskdjgsld. folks are already making attempts to learn some mandarin to better interact with the chinese users. everyone realizing what our own government collects on us is twice as harmful as anything ccp could do with it. everyone waking up to the fact that every fucking facet of the american internet is designed to harvest and sell personal data off of you so what the fuck does it actually matter anyway if one more entity does it. us government managed to speedrun undoing their own fucking brainwashing it's so goddamn funny.