fright night  ⊠sentence starters
âLetâs kill something.â
âI believe in vampires.â
âYou deserve to die, boy!â
âYou smell that? Itâs your fear.â
âThat is a terrible vampire name.â
âMan, that was some fucked up night.â
âGood show tonight, right, baby-cakes?â
âI will fuck myself. Someoneâs gotta do it.â
âHow were you supposed to believe him?â
âWait a minute. You get deliveries this late?â
âI donât need an invitation if thereâs no house.â
âWhatâs wrong? Donât you want me anymore?â
âI didnât name him, man. Iâm just reporting the facts.â
âIâm a great date. Get me drunk, and Iâll try anything.â
âYouâve got your motherâs eyes. And your fatherâs aim.â
âDo you realize how much trouble youâve caused me?â
âI am seriously so angry that you think I read âTwilightâ!â
âWhat the fuck happened to you? We were inseparable.â
âYou promised you wouldnât let him get me! You promised!â
âThere are some very good reasons to be afraid of the dark.â
âIâve seen all of your films. And I found them⊠very amusing.â
âYou canât murder a vampire⊠heâs already dead, remember?â
âYouâve been watching me. Iâve been watching you. It seems fair.â
âYou see that? I donât have any choice. Somebody has to stop him.â
âIâm gonna end him. Or heâs gonna end me. Thatâs how itâs gonna be.â
âSelf defense, not that I think Iâll need it. Heâll be dead before nightfall.â
âYou think if you live and we all die, youâll be able to get us out of your head?â
âThis is real. Heâs a real monster, and heâs not brooding, or lovesick, or noble.â
âIf only there had been more of you, perhaps my ratings wouldâve been higher.â
âReally, can we pretend for one minute that youâre not a complete douchebag?â
âDonât do anything I wouldnât do. That doesnât narrow it down. Thatâs like, mini-golf and sushi.â
âYeah, well, you know when my life started to get better? When I stopped being friends with you.â
âSo, I told myself that I made it up⊠I was a kid. Figured it was easier to believe in monsters.â
âBecause thereâs a lot of bad people out there. Everyoneâs got to look after his own business.â
âWell, what happens if you go into that house alone, and he gets you? Whoâs gonna stop him then?â
âHeâs the fucking shark from Jaws. He kills, he feeds, and he doesnât stop until everyone around him is dead.â
âOf course, uh, now that Iâve been made welcome Iâll probably drop by quite a bit. In fact, anytime I feel like it.â
âYou know, getting what you want can be stressful. Especially when youâre not used to getting it. More to lose.â
âIâm waiting for the guy he lives with to leave, then Iâll go next door, find his coffin, and pound this through his heart.â
âNow let me tell you something, kid. If I ever catch your ass down at the station house again, Iâm throwing it in jail, forever!â