The one who repair Lord Ren's tantrum. Or UR-1114.

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[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Imagine stormtroopers listen “What Does The Fox Says?” and said that exactly what they heared when Hux talk.. But Hux was just behind them... 

[realradartechnicianhere]

Hi, budy, how are you? That's been a long that I not see you.. Until this time I see you follow the General Hux in his quarter..

Well that was a long time ago that’s true…I got a lot of things to do …Let’s say that I got a particular interview with the General…

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh and what’s that ‘particular interview’? *ask ur-1114 suspicious* had you make something that you will.. regret? *he take two muffins and give you one, his light eyes on you, waiting for his answer*

[realradartechnicianhere]

I’m not sure that I will regret that.
More like the best thing that happened in my poor life *he sigh deeply* I admit it those last days has been very calm,Lord Ren is not here and…the General Hux is super Busy even Lieutenant Mitaka ….Actually I did not saw him since a while…. I got nothing to do. Sometimes I get back to the unit control to see our Captain but she is always so busy with the new ones *growling* Did I sound like someone in need of affection or something?

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Yop’ totally *he answer frankly, eating his muffin* So, Hux make to you what he want and leave you after? Why did you attach to this bastard? *ur-1114 had always be a little bit honnest in his words and mind.. Always*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Stop talking about our General Like that… And I frankly don’t understand what you’re trying to insinuate … The real question is not why I did obsess about iur General but why YOU are always angry at him all the time. He took a big bite in his muffin in a pouting face*

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

He is one of those who killed for power, I hate type of guys, did you believe that they think it’s ‘the best thing to do’ ? *this day he was more aggressive than ever*

[realradartechnicianhere]

This…this is litteraly what we fight for. He is fighting against…the rebels scum…they are a danger. He is fighting for us …not f-for power… *he seem a bit destabilized by your reaction … And his sudden doubt about General Hux’s motivation*

I *he started to say,his eyes watery.* I though …I *ohoo don’t make him cry*

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

*he stop to eat his muffin, freeze in his move* oh no! Hm.. Hey budy I-I’m sorry ok?! I don’t think that was I’m said ok? It’s just because last day general take the last chocolat muffin! Please don’t cry, I always sad when you cried! *he give you his muffin* take it! Please I’m sooooo sorry! *but he can’t keep a whisper* but this is for power.. Not for us…

[realradartechnicianhere]

*The muffin already in his mouth he dried his eyes with his sleeves. He took a big bite and answered the mouth half full of food* You always so nice with me,since the beginning. *swallowing first to talk without difficulties* from my first day of work in the service,you were here for me always guiding me ,protect me when Lord Ren irritated passed by.

Why are you so devoted …to me?

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh hm.. *he blush in a seconde* I-I just see.. Someone like me, I mean.. hmm someone that I can .. steal muffins with, a a a.. a budy yeah..budy.. *he was totaly embarassed, maybe something was hide behind that's behaviour*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Hi, budy, how are you? That's been a long that I not see you.. Until this time I see you follow the General Hux in his quarter..

Well that was a long time ago that’s true…I got a lot of things to do …Let’s say that I got a particular interview with the General…

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh and what’s that ‘particular interview’? *ask ur-1114 suspicious* had you make something that you will.. regret? *he take two muffins and give you one, his light eyes on you, waiting for his answer*

[realradartechnicianhere]

I’m not sure that I will regret that.
More like the best thing that happened in my poor life *he sigh deeply* I admit it those last days has been very calm,Lord Ren is not here and…the General Hux is super Busy even Lieutenant Mitaka ….Actually I did not saw him since a while…. I got nothing to do. Sometimes I get back to the unit control to see our Captain but she is always so busy with the new ones *growling* Did I sound like someone in need of affection or something?

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Yop’ totally *he answer frankly, eating his muffin* So, Hux make to you what he want and leave you after? Why did you attach to this bastard? *ur-1114 had always be a little bit honnest in his words and mind.. Always*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Stop talking about our General Like that… And I frankly don’t understand what you’re trying to insinuate … The real question is not why I did obsess about iur General but why YOU are always angry at him all the time. He took a big bite in his muffin in a pouting face*

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

He is one of those who killed for power, I hate type of guys, did you believe that they think it’s ‘the best thing to do’ ? *this day he was more aggressive than ever*

[realradartechnicianhere]

This…this is litteraly what we fight for. He is fighting against…the rebels scum…they are a danger. He is fighting for us …not f-for power… *he seem a bit destabilized by your reaction … And his sudden doubt about General Hux’s motivation*

I *he started to say,his eyes watery.* I though …I *ohoo don’t make him cry*

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

*he stop to eat his muffin, freeze in his move* oh no! Hm.. Hey budy I-I'm sorry ok?! I don't think that was I'm said ok? It's just because last day general take the last chocolat muffin! Please don't cry, I always sad when you cried! *he give you his muffin* take it! Please I'm sooooo sorry! *but he can't keep a whisper* but this is for power.. Not for us...

[realradartechnicianhere]

Hi, budy, how are you? That's been a long that I not see you.. Until this time I see you follow the General Hux in his quarter..

Well that was a long time ago that’s true…I got a lot of things to do …Let’s say that I got a particular interview with the General…

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh and what’s that ‘particular interview’? *ask ur-1114 suspicious* had you make something that you will.. regret? *he take two muffins and give you one, his light eyes on you, waiting for his answer*

[realradartechnicianhere]

I’m not sure that I will regret that.
More like the best thing that happened in my poor life *he sigh deeply* I admit it those last days has been very calm,Lord Ren is not here and…the General Hux is super Busy even Lieutenant Mitaka ….Actually I did not saw him since a while…. I got nothing to do. Sometimes I get back to the unit control to see our Captain but she is always so busy with the new ones *growling* Did I sound like someone in need of affection or something?

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Yop’ totally *he answer frankly, eating his muffin* So, Hux make to you what he want and leave you after? Why did you attach to this bastard? *ur-1114 had always be a little bit honnest in his words and mind.. Always*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Stop talking about our General Like that… And I frankly don’t understand what you’re trying to insinuate … The real question is not why I did obsess about iur General but why YOU are always angry at him all the time. He took a big bite in his muffin in a pouting face*

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

He is one of those who killed for power, I hate type of guys, did you believe that they think it's 'the best thing to do' ? *this day he was more aggressive than ever*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Hi, budy, how are you? That's been a long that I not see you.. Until this time I see you follow the General Hux in his quarter..

Well that was a long time ago that’s true…I got a lot of things to do …Let’s say that I got a particular interview with the General…

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh and what’s that ‘particular interview’? *ask ur-1114 suspicious* had you make something that you will.. regret? *he take two muffins and give you one, his light eyes on you, waiting for his answer*

[realradartechnicianhere]

I’m not sure that I will regret that.
More like the best thing that happened in my poor life *he sigh deeply* I admit it those last days has been very calm,Lord Ren is not here and…the General Hux is super Busy even Lieutenant Mitaka ….Actually I did not saw him since a while…. I got nothing to do. Sometimes I get back to the unit control to see our Captain but she is always so busy with the new ones *growling* Did I sound like someone in need of affection or something?

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Yop’ totally *he answer frankly, eating his muffin* So, Hux make to you what he want and leave you after? Why did you attach to this bastard? *ur-1114 had always be a little bit honnest in his words and mind.. Always*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Hi, budy, how are you? That's been a long that I not see you.. Until this time I see you follow the General Hux in his quarter..

Well that was a long time ago that’s true…I got a lot of things to do …Let’s say that I got a particular interview with the General…

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh and what's that 'particular interview'? *ask ur-1114 suspicious* had you make something that you will.. regret? *he take two muffins and give you one, his light eyes on you, waiting for his answer*

[realradartechnicianhere]

Yo' bro!! Sorry, I was in the Destroyer!!! How are you? What did I miss?? Lot of panel control I suppose.. ? Where's UR-1115? I heard something about a new radar technician, who's that???

Do not mind her ,She’s dead. Sir Ren is very angry those last days. and UM…Long story short: Kylo Ren decided to disguise himself as me.

He was freaking *lower* annoying and ridiculous.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh what?! Lord Ren disguse?! What an unusual thing..

Shit, what happened to her? Have you some muffins now?

And Lord Ren isn’t always like that? I mean, angryly and tantrumly destroying everything?

[realradartechnicianhere]

…So all you think about is muffin when you see me? Buddy? com’on…

She has been killed by Kylo Ren. She was as usual shouting as everyone and she did not recognise our Sir.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Sorry bro but I didn’t eat anything since my return. How she cannot recognise a guy with those drama manners??

Oh you know what? When we arrived, last night, I open the file about the  meeting room’s camera, I discover General Hux alone who SMOKE!

[realradartechnicianhere]

*Geniunely start to cry a bit*

What a time to be alive and assist to this wonderful and sexy scene *he gives his hand to his colleague and friends as it was obvious that he wanted to see the holographic files* Gimme’

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Of course you can have it bro *he wink with a smile *

[realradartechnicianhere]

Oh Buddy you’re the best *he grabbed the files ,with that adorable smile. Excited as always*

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh and I let you a little gift, something about a shower and the general.. Good night bro!

[realradartechnicianhere]

Things and people that UR-1113 likes

-Captain Phasma. (because “She is so cool”)

-General Hux. (He obsess way too much)

-Blueberry Muffins.

-The little sound that does the hologram when it sitch on/off.

-When Kylo Ren do not destroy anything of the day. (it’s very rare)

-Being noticed. (Since he is so transparent)

-Gossips.

-Guys. (I mean he is gay as f*ck)

-General’s speeches. (Especially when he is angry)

-Being told that he did a good job. ( Like a little puppy.)

-When one of his supperior pet his head. (Phasma do that all the time)

…

[realradartechnicianhere]

Yo' bro!! Sorry, I was in the Destroyer!!! How are you? What did I miss?? Lot of panel control I suppose.. ? Where's UR-1115? I heard something about a new radar technician, who's that???

Do not mind her ,She’s dead. Sir Ren is very angry those last days. and UM…Long story short: Kylo Ren decided to disguise himself as me.

He was freaking *lower* annoying and ridiculous.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh what?! Lord Ren disguse?! What an unusual thing..

Shit, what happened to her? Have you some muffins now?

And Lord Ren isn’t always like that? I mean, angryly and tantrumly destroying everything?

[realradartechnicianhere]

…So all you think about is muffin when you see me? Buddy? com’on…

She has been killed by Kylo Ren. She was as usual shouting as everyone and she did not recognise our Sir.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Sorry bro but I didn’t eat anything since my return. How she cannot recognise a guy with those drama manners??

Oh you know what? When we arrived, last night, I open the file about the  meeting room’s camera, I discover General Hux alone who SMOKE!

[realradartechnicianhere]

*Geniunely start to cry a bit*

What a time to be alive and assist to this wonderful and sexy scene *he gives his hand to his colleague and friends as it was obvious that he wanted to see the holographic files* Gimme’

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Of course you can have it bro *he wink with a smile *

[realradartechnicianhere]

Yo' bro!! Sorry, I was in the Destroyer!!! How are you? What did I miss?? Lot of panel control I suppose.. ? Where's UR-1115? I heard something about a new radar technician, who's that???

Do not mind her ,She’s dead. Sir Ren is very angry those last days. and UM…Long story short: Kylo Ren decided to disguise himself as me.

He was freaking *lower* annoying and ridiculous.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh what?! Lord Ren disguse?! What an unusual thing..

Shit, what happened to her? Have you some muffins now?

And Lord Ren isn’t always like that? I mean, angryly and tantrumly destroying everything?

[realradartechnicianhere]

…So all you think about is muffin when you see me? Buddy? com’on…

She has been killed by Kylo Ren. She was as usual shouting as everyone and she did not recognise our Sir.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Sorry bro but I didn’t eat anything since my return. How she cannot recognise a guy with those drama manners??

Oh you know what? When we arrived, last night, I open the file about the  meeting room’s camera, I discover General Hux alone who SMOKE!

[realradartechnicianhere]

Yo' bro!! Sorry, I was in the Destroyer!!! How are you? What did I miss?? Lot of panel control I suppose.. ? Where's UR-1115? I heard something about a new radar technician, who's that???

Do not mind her ,She’s dead. Sir Ren is very angry those last days. and UM…Long story short: Kylo Ren decided to disguise himself as me.

He was freaking *lower* annoying and ridiculous.

[ur-1114thepanelcontroltechnician]

Oh what?! Lord Ren disguse?! What an unusual thing..

Shit, what happened to her? Have you some muffins now?

And Lord Ren isn’t always like that? I mean, angryly and tantrumly destroying everything?