this is a porn blog & will contain hard kinks. i'll make a proper pinned l8r idk. used to be @/ur-fav-pet (or @/kylars-owner ? tumblr is being weird at me). interacts from @sillypilled-friendcel
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this is a porn blog & will contain hard kinks. i'll make a proper pinned l8r idk. used to be @/ur-fav-pet (or @/kylars-owner ? tumblr is being weird at me). interacts from @sillypilled-friendcel
didnt realize asks were off :(
I'm getting back into DoL again n will hopefully start posting here lolol. this is supposed to be a porn blog in general too lmao i just idk didnt feel like using it. idk
My go at Kylar! I think she turned out cute
sebeks got a bigass mouth can we hurry up and put some dick in there. malleus may or may not have two and by god she needs them sucked can we get her on this . mutually beneficial arrangement i think
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i been meaning to use this blog way more but for various reasons haven't. I'll prolly use it more once I've got a tagging system established (& my pinned post finally done properly lmaooo). also gonna start merging the content i would usually put on dark content blog and gorewhore blog onto this one so I've got less blogs and will more steadily use just one but that'll 100% be after tagging system is firmly established so no risk of posting like some guro stuff without proper warnings
at the waffle house and only things to say abt lady serving us rn is ma'am please sit on ny face holy fuck
MalMal and I r having beautiful wonderful princess4princess BDSM sex and every1 is so jealous
oh i just rembered. when my parents were in the process of divorce (before they got back together) i moved to where we live now w ny mom to move in w my grandma and when i'd go back to the state im originally from to visit my dad I came across happy tree friends on netflix and binged the whole show. my dad was sitting in the room w me chillin while i had happy tree friends on the tv. crazy.
that is WILD
also reminds me that when i was a kid, this was probably in 2007 or 2008, my best friend and i showed our other best friend happy tree friends by telling her we discovered this cute youtube channel (she was a year younger than us) and well. she didn't like it and told on us to her mom who scolded us so badly that we felt insanely guilty and never did anything like that again
i can still hear her saying how disappointed she was in us because katie trusted us.............
well Katie was kind of a little bitch. don't gotta snitch just cuz u didnt like something. making everyone else miserable.
Art of yuriszhang
u never replied to me abt the female smurfs im so sad <//3 and im sure the smurf fuckers r all rlly disappointed with you
genuinely i was just so stunned that you knew so much about the smurfs i was speechless
i supplemented info i'd forgotten with the lacklustre wiki. but i did know more than i realized just on my own.
i'm still kinda obsessed w my pfp. LiliMal hentai doujin thank u for giving me the cutest possible Malleus pout ever
OH YEA b4 i finally lock tf in (istn im gonna fucking do it this time) @peachiiringss hiiii peachie pie it's Flori i deleted ur-fav-pet (tho it changed back to its og url kylars-owner after finally deactivating for some reason?) and this is my new horny blog that i'm prolly gonna start also moving all my dark content and guroslut necrowhore stuff to :3c
I somehow feel like I'm going to end up integrating stuff from my darkship/dark content blog onto this blog entirely... hm.....
Most fuckable smurf?
alright its been a good run but this ask is my 13th reason
Nica is a coward so I will take up the mantle of answering this (sticking to the 1981 show as that's what I'm mostly familiar with)
Clumsy Smurf is definitely the most fuckable smurf. He's so always tripping and fucking up and daydreaming and as his name implies he's just overall a huge clutz. He'd be so good for degradation, free-use, BDSM punishment, mind break, etc etc.... trust me trust me trust me
i hate everything i just read
wait im a lesbian so for me it has to be smurfette
no there are more female Smurfs throughout the Smurf extended universe than just Smurfette. including in the OG comics and the 1981 show (most are actually the Smurf Girls from the comics who were only adapted in the Smurfs CGI Film Universe)
also, anon specifically said Smurf but there are women of other races in the Smurfs!! Notably, the Pussywillow Pixies are women. You could also stretch Smurf-like specoes to be considered Smurfs, such as Mermaid Smurfette (who is very pretty!)
Anyways, I know you like mean women so I think you'd be a fan of Gray Smurfette (tho admittedly i don't know a ton abt her, she's from the og french comics and the smurfs wiki sucks ass lol) (i'm pretty sure Vexy from the live-action movie The Smurfs 2 is modeled slightly after her?)
Most fuckable smurf?
alright its been a good run but this ask is my 13th reason
Nica is a coward so I will take up the mantle of answering this (sticking to the 1981 show as that's what I'm mostly familiar with)
Clumsy Smurf is definitely the most fuckable smurf. He's so always tripping and fucking up and daydreaming and as his name implies he's just overall a huge clutz. He'd be so good for degradation, free-use, BDSM punishment, mind break, etc etc.... trust me trust me trust me
I need to watch Kylar get dicked down by a pack of dogs in an attempt to please me. What makes the strays so special?? This will show PC I'm better, right?! Jealous tears fall from his face as the knot swells.
Ooh. I looove this 🫠❤️!