i eat dimorphost for breakfast

I CRASH AND I SURVIVED!! (?) he/him

[ur-local-dart]

.Testing… testing!!

.SOMEONE REVIVED ME AND I DON’T KNOW WHO AND WHAT JUST HAPPENED..!!

.so.. i guess.. i.. .let’s not jump into existential cirsis!! . . .

.name is double asteroid redirection test. JUST CALL ME DART!!1! .whatever.

. what year is it. did i do good? what happened after i crash!?!?1!11?!

ooc under the cut vvv

EVERYONE SCREAM DART IS HERE.

@sunshinelollipopsies’s sixth oc. yayayayay.

i don’t know what to say but SPAM THIS LITTLE FELLA!

make him happy make him suffer make him everything > <

so i uh i might NOT be that active due to school so uh feel free to spam this dumbahh

[ur-local-dart]

@ask-da-marsrover sojourner…. it’s almost your birthday…. shit yourself now…. ooooooooooo..

[ask-da-marsrover]

.AY FUCK NO BRO NOT THAT AGAIN

.dying laughing

[ur-local-dart]

.no shit? boooooooooooo

[ask-da-marsrover]

.dude i don’t have any digestive system

.

.percy did

.HEY IT’S SAMPLE CACHE

.H0LY FUUUUUUUÜUUUUUUCĶ YOU L@Y EEGGGSSS;;;;;;;

.NOOOOOOOo

[ur-local-dart]

.HAH YOU LAY EGGS HAHAAAAAAAAA

.ALSO, THE GRADIENT GUY, WHERE ARE YOU FROM

[ur-local-dart]

@ask-da-marsrover sojourner…. it’s almost your birthday…. shit yourself now…. ooooooooooo..

[ask-da-marsrover]

.AY FUCK NO BRO NOT THAT AGAIN

.dying laughing

[ur-local-dart]

.no shit? boooooooooooo

[ur-local-dart]

@ask-da-marsrover sojourner…. it’s almost your birthday…. shit yourself now…. ooooooooooo..

[deepimpactprobe]

.Hey, HEY, ANOTHER DUMB JOOB HERE?

.they CALLed me DUMB JOOB FOR A REASOn

.coughs cougsh pardon me my throat (do i even have one) hurts

.WOO!! LETS FUCK EACH OTHERS JOKES

(transmission from @ur-local-dart)

.okay

.

.who the fuck is this

.

.and why are you such a FUCKING FREAK????

[ur-local-dart]

.Chill bro, chill, We DON'T EVEN HAVE the GenTLEMan's EqUIPMENT!!!

.and you'll figure it out anyway,, im YOUR cousin!! (my au headcanon)

ooc: dart's fucking throat bleeds thats why theres purple

[deepimpactprobe]

.cousin?

.

.

.

.thats really fucking stupid

[ur-local-dart]

.you JUSt know you're EVEN stupID than this

.

.

.ALRIGHT gentleMANS LETS FUCK ASTERODs

[deepimpactprobe]

.Hey, HEY, ANOTHER DUMB JOOB HERE?

.they CALLed me DUMB JOOB FOR A REASOn

.coughs cougsh pardon me my throat (do i even have one) hurts

.WOO!! LETS FUCK EACH OTHERS JOKES

(transmission from @ur-local-dart)

.okay

.

.who the fuck is this

.

.and why are you such a FUCKING FREAK????

[ur-local-dart]

.Chill bro, chill, We DON'T EVEN HAVE the GenTLEMan's EqUIPMENT!!!

.and you'll figure it out anyway,, im YOUR cousin!! (my au headcanon)

ooc: dart's fucking throat bleeds thats why theres purple

[ur-local-dart]

.i dunno i was built like this

[axopies]

Cubesat gijinkas, Moonlighter and LICIACube

[ur-local-dart]

.MY CHILD OH UGHHHHH IM SO PROUD OF HER

[ur-local-dart]

.someone got the macaroni and cheese. im jealous.

[ask-da-marsrover]

.bakaaaa!!! you can’t have my cheese!!! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

[ur-local-dart]

.pleaaase oppy, i haven’t eat for 22 DAY STRAIGHT. tch.

[horizonline28928]

.nEITHER OF YOU WOULD'VE EATEN IF I COULD'VE JUST GOTTEN TO IT FIRST.....

[ask-da-marsrover]

.IT’S MIIIINNNE FOR EVER AND EVERRRRRR .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.

[horizonline28928]

.jUST YOU WAIT!!! .i'LL MAKE ONE MYSELF, AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER GET IT!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.how dare they… dont they know youll EXPLODE if you dont have mac n cheese………

[horizonline28928]

.aHAH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL, DISCIE...

[dscovr2015]

.fire in the hole

[horizonline28928]

.kABLOOEY!!! . . .sEE?? i'VE DIED.

[dscovr2015]

.SNIFIFFLE rhis is so sad…. rest in Piece hori….

[horizonline28928]

.bLEEEEEHH.... .pRESS f TO PAY RESPECTS... . . .pFFFTAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

[dscovr2015]

.f

[horizonline28928]

.g

[dscovr2015]

.h

[horizonline28928]

.i

[dscovr2015]

.j

[horizonline28928]

.k

[ur-local-dart]

.HORI YOU EXPLODED MY NOTIFICATION BOX HOW KIND OF YOU

.actually hoping if i got one

(ooc: IF MY SCHOOL SELLS MAC N CHEESE AGAIN I’LL GIVE)

[ur-local-dart]

.someone got the macaroni and cheese. im jealous.

[ask-da-marsrover]

.bakaaaa!!! you can’t have my cheese!!! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

[ur-local-dart]

.pleaaase oppy, i haven’t eat for 22 DAY STRAIGHT. tch.

[ur-local-dart]

.someone got the macaroni and cheese. im jealous.

[sunshinelollipopsies]

yoo bro i heard that you do capcut request can you please do jwst and luvoir edit???? thanks a lot man

sure, buddy!

apologies for letting you waiting for too long!

[sugars-arts-blog]

please my evil clone i need this my jpl is kinda homeless

[ur-local-dart]

.HUH ASTROBIOBOT I THOUGHT YOU HAVE UR OWN RP BLOG

[sugars-arts-blog]

totally not!!! prolly im fictiona-

[sunshinelollipopsies]

NO NO NO YOU’RE NOT FICTIONAL IF YOU’RE FICTIONAL THEN WHAT AM I PRAYING TO-

(oops..)

[sugars-arts-blog]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOVED!!?!?!?!?!?????!?!🫪🫪

also dart,,, im not sure about the blog so what if you go ask curie?

[ur-local-dart]

.HUH. CURIE RIGHT? HEARD THAT YOU TWO ARE THE SAME

[sunshinelollipopsies]

yoo bro i heard that you do capcut request can you please do jwst and luvoir edit???? thanks a lot man

sure, buddy!

apologies for letting you waiting for too long!

[sugars-arts-blog]

please my evil clone i need this my jpl is kinda homeless

[ur-local-dart]

.HUH ASTROBIOBOT I THOUGHT YOU HAVE UR OWN RP BLOG

[ur-local-dart]

.dart? its been a bit

.are you well?

( @/galileospacecraft )

.IM DOIN GREAAAATTTT!!!

. …..hopefully.

[galileospacecraft]

.hopefully ?

[ur-local-dart]

.HOPEFULLY!!!!

(ooc: can someone plz plz plz make hera dart will be very happy :))

[ur-local-dart]

.dart? its been a bit

.are you well?

( @/galileospacecraft )

.IM DOIN GREAAAATTTT!!!

. …..hopefully.

[ur-local-dart]

flip a coin and let fate choose iguess

oh and if it's more than three just whip out the good ol' wheel

.I FLIP IT AN I GOT FRONT!!

…TIME FOR IMPACT I GUESS!!!!1!1!1!!1!1

[ur-local-dart]

.IT’S BEEN 4 DAYS I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHAT SHOULD I ORDER YET!!!!!! . .. … .. WHAT SHOULD I PICK!!!!???