stellerbean

I am so cool 🔥

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a series of events that have occured:

i am allergic to kiwis

my beloved amazing incredible friends gave me 16 arizona teas. for mysterious mafia reasons

two of those teas were strawberry kiwi

both contained real fruit juice

HAVING LEARNED MY LESSON I CHECKED WHETHER OR NOT THE PRODUCT CONTAINED KIWI JUICE BEFORE CONSUMPTION SO I DIDN'T HAVE A REPEAT OF THE KIWI INCIDENT

was properly informed that yes, both teas contain real kiwi juice that will trigger an allergic reaction from me B-)

i then proceeded to drink both teas in a matter of thirty minutes

this was such a bad decision and i regret absolutely nothing #yolo #fuckitweball #livinglifeontheedge #badboy #2kool4skool

anyway. today was fun. miss you x

oh my gosh I hope you’re okay 😭😭

I miss you too !!

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guys what nail design should I try tomorrow (key word try)

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my family and I watched stranger things when it came out on Wednesday and finished it last night ARE U KIDDING ME ITS SO GOOD

no spoilers but oml amazing I can’t wait for volume 2 and the finale

also it’s adorable how my grandma loves to watch it 🥰

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i’m like 90% sure you’ve called me frogathan at some point and if you haven’t you’ve called me [real name]-athan before so anyway yeah thanks for my new user mother :D

I definitely have called you [real name]-athan!! Yes ur welcome :)))

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guys I’m taking my drivers test on Thursday I’m very nervous

please let me know if you have any tips 😭

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you should. like. totally listen to the penumbra podcast. it’s like. really cool. i love juno. you’d love rita. you should. totally do it.

ooh sure !!

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SOMEONE CALLED ME STRIAGHT HTE OTHER DAY I ATWEAKING OUT

WHAT THE FUCKCKCKCKCKCK DID I DO WRONG I NEED TO CHASR THEM DOWN TO GET THIS DATA AND FIX IT

I AH E NEVER BEEN SO ISNTULTED IN MY LIFE

HELP THATS SO FUNNY OH NO I WOULD NEVER ASSUME THAT OF YOU

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words cannot begin to describe how ‘strawberry wine’ by Noah Kahan makes me feel it is so good i cry every time

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my father left me in the car and said to come find him in ten minutes but i decided not to listen to that and assumed he would text me once twenty minutes had gone by

it’s been 50 minutes and he’s still not here my father has left me again

oh no I hope he came back 😭😭

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guys go listen to sombrs album it came out yesterday and it’s so good !!! 😻

my fav songs from it are ‘we never dated’, ‘canal street’ and ‘12 to 12’ but theyre literally all bangers

also ofc ‘undressed’ like they’re genuinely all so good !!

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i’ve severely fucked up

what happened 😭

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Late last night, my great grandmother passed away. She was an avid lover of cardinals (the red bird), and collected all sorts of cardinal memorabilia. She had paintings, stuffed animals, ornaments, ect.

This morning, I was walking through the city, and I saw a few cardinals on a tree branch. I feel like she’s letting me know it’s okay for her to go.

Just made me happy to see those :)

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no one speak to me for the next few days I need to cope because what the FUCK did I just WATCH?

I can't believe I woke up early to watch this. I need episode 8 leaked right now, STAT. I'm crashing out over that beach scene... I fear I may never recover...

BELLY JUST BREAK UP WITH HIM ALREADY I CANT DO IT ANYMOREEEEE

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THE PEACH SCENE

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when i was like 7 i slipped on my grandparents very slick wood floors and faceplanted, absolutely ate varnish, which was painful but i only got a nosebleed and i bit my lip enough that it was bleeding but not enough to go to a doctor or anything

and then later that day (evening technically) we went out to dinner and my grandmother’s friend asked why i had a bandaid on my nose and i said “i fell on my face today! like this!” and proceeded to demonstrate on the restaurant’s linoleum/concrete floor. which was already bad enough but also i had literally faceplanted earlier

so i broke my nose and bit through my lip and my mom took me to the hospital while everyone else ate dinner!

THAT IS SO YOU OMG also I think I may have heard this story before and burst out laughing

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not Conrad going “what have I done”

AHHHH MY HEART

yes ofc he remembered ur bday belly maybe we apologize for making fun of him and see he only wants the best for you

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ok so what the genuine fuck is wrong with trump hes burning birth control and helpful supplies instead of sending them to people overseas who need them????? and it’s costing a shit ton of money to even burn them

THEY ARE DESTROYING 10 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF CONTRACEPTION BECAUSE TRUMP JUST DOESNT WANT TO HELP PEOPLE