浦飯 幽助

Urameshi. Yusuke Urameshi. Hit me with your best shot. If you've got any fears about death, you better work them out.

[princeofspiritworld]

  "I’m sorry the world is no longer in peril because of your actions so you can be entertained, Yusuke."

[urameshiii]

"Ouch, Koenma. That one hit me in the not so ticking, ticker. I can't help it. It's in my blood, man."

[urameshiii]

"THE HELL?!" He grabs the other.. well.. him by the head and starts touching his face like a blind man would. "OKAY SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I START THROWING PUNCHES"

[stubbornasstantei]

Shoving the lookalike away, Yusuke could already tell this day was going to prove to be an annoying one. “Hands off the merchandise, Ditto. Just because ya’ look like me, doesn’t be you have the right to touch up on me. Next time you do that, you’ll be counting your teeth off of the floor.” He added, before giving the male the once over.

"Well, ya’ look like me in the face, but who the fuck dressed you, your mom?"

[urameshiii]

"THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?! Back at you ass hat."

Yusuke took a moment to regain his cool, which he was NOT notorious for. But if this wasn't something that called for a clear then what the hell did. 

"Alright, insults over. Cough up. Who the hell are you and where the hell did you come from?" 

[hieitato]

"Because you’re the fastest guy I know. Not to mention the only one who knows where I live."

"HEY! Who are you calling spoiled old three eyes?!" 

" I don’t appreciate your judgement of my character, which you have made over some idea that I stole your food, " Though it wouldn’t be out of place, or completely wrong for that matter. " Maybe instead of trying to steal my omelette you can go clean out your ears since you didn’t hear what I just said. "

[urameshiii]

"Watch it, Hiei! I might just pound that omelette into your face if you don't calm it."

[princeofspiritworld]

  "What did you expect?  And it’s not like I can give you anything to do now even if there was something.  You aren’t working for me anymore."

[urameshiii]

"Yeah, yeah. I know." He grumbled waving a hand dismissively, 

"I hear ya. I do. Just adjustments are harder than I expected is all."

[princeofspiritworld]

"You just aren’t happy unless you’ve got something to complain about, aren’t you?"

[urameshiii]

"All I’m saying is that it’s all or nothing. There’s no in between. It bugs me."

[princeofspiritworld]

"Yet when you get it all, you still complain.  It’s peaceful right now, that’s what’s bugging you."

[urameshiii]

"Well yeah but that's exactly it. At least when there's something going on it's exciting."

[princeofspiritworld]

  "What did you expect?  And it’s not like I can give you anything to do now even if there was something.  You aren’t working for me anymore."

[urameshiii]

"Yeah, yeah. I know." He grumbled waving a hand dismissively, 

"I hear ya. I do. Just adjustments are harder than I expected is all."

[princeofspiritworld]

"You just aren’t happy unless you’ve got something to complain about, aren’t you?"

[urameshiii]

"All I'm saying is that it's all or nothing. There's no in between. It bugs me."

[hieitato]

"I’ll remember that next time I’m eating my instant ramen and you whizz in and take it right out from under my nose."

Yusuke grumbles under his breath, “Spoil sport.”

" How do you know it was me, hn? " Could have been some other speedy apparition after all, " Maybe if you were worth the intention, I’d do it. " Take a moment, he shrugged his shoulders, giving the other man a condescending gaze, ” You’re the one that’s spoiled in every variation of the word. “

[urameshiii]

"Because you're the fastest guy I know. Not to mention the only one who knows where I live."

"HEY! Who are you calling spoiled old three eyes?!" 

[stubbornasstantei]

urameshiii started following you

"Either I’m looking into a mirror or there’s someone that looks as good as I do."

[urameshiii]

"THE HELL?!" He grabs the other.. well.. him by the head and starts touching his face like a blind man would. "OKAY SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I START THROWING PUNCHES"

[princeofspiritworld]

  "What did you expect?  And it’s not like I can give you anything to do now even if there was something.  You aren’t working for me anymore."

[urameshiii]

"Yeah, yeah. I know." He grumbled waving a hand dismissively, 

"I hear ya. I do. Just adjustments are harder than I expected is all."

[hieitato]

"Guess sharing really isn’t a demon thing."

" I made this for me, and me alone. I find it hard to consider giving /you/ what’s mine. "

[urameshiii]

"I'll remember that next time I'm eating my instant ramen and you whizz in and take it right out from under my nose."

Yusuke grumbles under his breath, "Spoil sport."

[princeofspiritworld]

  "With your loud mouth I’m sure you were heard all the way in Demon World.  I wasn’t actively listening."

[urameshiii]

"Hey, watch it, I might just take offence to that." 

Yusuke twiddled a finger in his ear absentmindedly, 

"So… How’s it all on the western front.. So to speak?"

[princeofspiritworld]

"You might, but you aren’t."  The prince shrugged, "Things have been fine.  Busier than usual but fine."

[urameshiii]

Releasing a sigh he buried his hands in his jeans pockets, 

"There's a surprise. At least someone's kept on their toes. I'm going stir crazy here with nothing to do!"

[hieitato]

" You can’t have my omelette. "

[urameshiii]

"Guess sharing really isn't a demon thing."

[princeofspiritworld]

  "With your loud mouth I’m sure you were heard all the way in Demon World.  I wasn’t actively listening."

[urameshiii]

"Hey, watch it, I might just take offence to that." 

Yusuke twiddled a finger in his ear absentmindedly, 

"So... How's it all on the western front.. So to speak?"

[urameshiii]

princeofspiritworld replied to your post:what is your top sexual fantasy?

"I didn’t need to know that."

"Too much information for Mr Innocent?"

[princeofspiritworld]

"Innocent?  No.  Too much information?  Very much so."

[urameshiii]

"Rightttt…. Because I believe that one. Then again, I don’t even want to know. Fair is fair I suppose. Got me on that one, Koenma."

[princeofspiritworld]

"You can believe whatever you want but just remember I’ve been alive for hundreds of years.  I don’t think either one of us should know each other’s preferences for that sort of thing though so I’m glad you understand."

[urameshiii]

"Good point. I'll agree on that one. Besides, I was just answering a the question. It's not my fault Princey was eavesdropping."

[urameshiii]

princeofspiritworld replied to your post:what is your top sexual fantasy?

"I didn’t need to know that."

"Too much information for Mr Innocent?"

[princeofspiritworld]

"Innocent?  No.  Too much information?  Very much so."

[urameshiii]

"Rightttt.... Because I believe that one. Then again, I don't even want to know. Fair is fair I suppose. Got me on that one, Koenma."

[urameshiii]

princeofspiritworld replied to your post:what is your top sexual fantasy?

"I didn’t need to know that."

"Too much information for Mr Innocent?"

[urameshiii]

what is your top sexual fantasy?

"Talk about getting personal. Don't waste any time do you, greyface? Dive right in why don't you."

The former spirit detective shrugged indifferently, "A strip tease definitely wouldn't go a miss. But hell, the whole schabang is my top sexual fantasy."

[urameshiii]

[Well hell! Guess who's gonna be on here and there from now on! You gotcha Yusuke-mun! It's been some time, too long to say the least. And besides, why let a perfectly good muse go to waste. 

Yusuke is back in actions boys and girls! Hollah at him!]