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i'm the fucking shit

[tomorrowsofyesterday]

[cocaineteas]

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[healingisneeded]

when you thought you was good then that anxiety hit

[theryanproject]

when you finally get over that anxiety but then that depression hit

[blvckflamingo]

when they both hit you at the same time

Originally posted by ageofsuperheroes

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me: 

[mylittlesanity]

DELETE THIS NOW

[gangstur-love-deactivated201606]

this is real!

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

😂😂😂

[linrenzo]

GOD

[tastefullyoffensive]

Uber driver goals. (via Tanya Philip)

[complicatedmerary]

You know what? I’m not even going to bother censoring any names, this is the kind of shit that needs to be exposed. Skai Jackson is merely fourteen years old and grown men and women think they can harass her like this? And don’t give that bull that it doesn’t matter because she has money or dresses well, she is a CHILD, no adult should be focused on a little girl in such way.

If you think this is funny or justify it, I hope you never have children or go near them.

[talesofablackmale-deactivated20]

I was saying why is everyone looking at a child’s ass.

This was weird.

[reverseracism]

A clear and blatant example of the hypersexualization of Black Children and Black Bodies.

[jeeno2]

(x)

I will miss this family so much.

[asparagays]

[twitterlols]

true romance 💞

[this-blog-is-stupid]

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[tastefullyoffensive]

[veryfunnymemes]

[atx-nerd-mom]

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

[andromedafalls]

Fucking right

[cosmicrystalwitch]

Who tf uses a Walmart bag for a 3 day vacation honestly

[wordswrittenbyher-deactivated20]

You pick up the knife and hold it above your wrist. You think about how life would be without you. How everyone will go on and about with their lives; acting as if you had never existed. But what about your parents? How will they react to your death? ‘They’ll forget about it’ you think but the truth is, they won’t. They will live in constant guilt of not being able to keep their child happy. They will feel as if they didn't fulfill their part of keeping you alive and safe and trust me, it will tear them apart; every single day of their lives. But what about your friend, peers or even your teachers? How will they react? That someone they saw, and loved, everyday is … gone. Yes, you can pick the knife and once in for all decide to end your life. But you wont. Why? Because you are loved. You may not feel as if you but you’re loved. I love you, your parents love you and other you may think don’t love you love you. You are a precious, beautiful, talented, wonderful human being and you are loved.

whoever’s reading this, i love you and you matter {17:59} (via wordswrittenbyher)

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

Ramen is 4/$1 you dirty broke bitch