Inspired by a tumblr post: How to kill a godĀ
Hestia crooned her head over a cast iron pan, watching an egg cackle and bubble under the heat. āYou strip them of their clan. Erase their bloodline, make them watch as you drag their mothers, their fathers, their brothers and sisters away. They wonāt die, but theyāll wish they could.āĀ
Dionysus tilted a bottle of Moscato wine into a goblet, watching the drops fall intently. āYou take away their ecstasy. Blur the emotions they feel together into a cloud of grey, make them feel as if their happiness is unattainable. They wonāt die, but theyāll wish they could.āĀ
Hephaestus dropped the still-glowing embers from his ever-growing pile of trinkets onto an anvil of steel and began to bend it. You have to duck to avoid the sparks flying off of it. āYou take away their luster. Bad metal doesnāt bend much, so itās thrown into the reject pile and forgotten. Take away their qualitative powers, their immortality and theyāre useless. Itās the closest theyāll get to death.āĀ
Asclepius rinses his hands off and pulls a pair of scrubs on. He cocks his head expectantly. āThatās easy. Itās the same thing as humans; be sure to drain the ichor completely from their veins, starve them of their nectar and ambrosia, let them shrivel up like a plant who has never seen the sun. The starvation will cause them to digest their livers in hopes of nutrients, and drain the kidneys of its polluted water, and it will be excruciating for them to walk another step, but you cannot take the life out of them.āĀ
Charon offered his hand for the next shade, who passed three obolus to him. He dipped them into the river Styx, where they dissolved and malformed into the boat he would use to take them over. āTake away that one little thing that they needāmusic, three obolus, their humanityāand cast it into the dust. Whatever that was will leave a hole in their heart for the rest of time, but it cannot kill them.āĀ
Athena spun the fiber over the loom like a spider webbing a home. āTake away their wisdom. If they have no light to guide them, they will stumble and fall, not knowing where they are. It might not kill them, but it will end up as a prime hamartiaā.Ā
Hades looked over to his wife, then chuckled softly. āYou canāt; as long as they have love in their hearts and an authority over theirĀ kingdom, you will never see the day that they die.ā Persephone nodded in agreement, then added: āWhy else does Mom kill everything while Iām away, her only daughter, the only goddess she has learned to love?āĀ
Ares sneered, a menacing look in his eyes. āIs that a challenge?ā