like a raw chicken

hey i'm Kim, emergency exits are clearly marked and coffee is in the back

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X: what’s your super power?

Me: hindsight

Professor X: that’s not going to help us

Me: yes I see that now

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

Hey Jeff, that’s an absolute spectacular joke

[catchymemes]

[vaspider]

Hey @mistresskabooms do you think something like this would work for us?

[exceptionallyautistic]

@candidlyautistic check this out! :o

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is pretty cool!

[auressea]

For my peeps with executive dysfunction!  

You can even make it double sided! 

Fabulous for breaking large/intimidating goals into bite-sized-bits

[somadyoucouldbite]

Oh my -god-

[masamunearts]

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT IDEA OP

[blackqueerblog]

Exactly at this point adding a kid to this world would almost be selfish

[ruinedchildhood]

Cats (2019) dir. Tom Hooper

[ferine]

Visit Original Link

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy // Queen

I can dim the lights, and sing you songs full of sad things.

[feministism]

[okaymad]

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

[colourful-dreamer]

❤️

[wandercrusty]

[avishabilis]

Say it again.

[heallbeecat]

IMPORTANT

[3fluffies]

Yup!  Definitely categorized as “only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.”  But it is NOT illegal to deny them employment, assistance, aid, comfort, friendship, or any acknowledgement whatsoever from civilized society.

[gutterballgt]

[crunchie-morris]

Daily reminder that God loves His gay children!!! God loves His lesbian children!!! God loves His bi children!!! God loves His trans children!!! God loves His pan children, His poly children, His ace children, His aro children, His agender children, His nonbinary children, and every other child of His that’s a color of the beautiful LGBT+ rainbow. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. God loves you.

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[theeeprotagonist]

Here’s a “get the job I want” post/spell 👩🏾‍💼👨🏾‍💼💸💫

Reblog to charge with your energy. The more people reblog the more powerful it is 🔋

[theeeprotagonist]

Glad this is circulating again go out this summer and get dat schmonaaayyyyy 🤑🤑🤑

[clhampir]

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Bridesmaids (2011) dir. Paul Feig

[lila-jelly]

Ron & Hermione, dedicated to my wonderful and talented friend @meabhd for her birthday!! if you don’t follow her already, her work is so intricate and expressive and beautiful and just asldkfjals;dkfj you will love it! also she’s just a really wonderful person (and my AU neighbor). happy birthday Méabh!! 

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[weavemama]

this really makes you think…….

[weavemama]

the fact that a school shooting survivor has to tell the president of the united states to do something really shows how fucked up the government’s priorities are

[weavemama]

this girl is overall taking no bullshit from anyone

[weavemama]

moral of the story is….. DON’T FUCK WITH THIS GENERATION OF TEENS. It’s pretty obvious we’re aware that there’s a goddamn problem, and these grown ass adult invalidating our concerns is getting tired.