shut the fuck up forever

[urbxntwilight]

art blahg: @karmikiart

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[nobrashfestivity]

Kodama Takamura Rough Waves and Fishermen, 1930.

from artelino originally I believe

[archiemcphee]

Norway has just emerged as a challenger for Japan’s title as Masters of Awesome Cuteness. These photos were taken on the set of “Piip-Show”, a live reality tv show following the lives of a cast comprised of wild birds and the occasional squirrel. Conceived by Norwegian freelance photographer Magne Klann, the show takes place on a set which is an outdoor bird feeder modeled after Java, a well-known coffee shop in Oslo, Norway.

“Different personalities meet inside the bar. Among others a short tempered nuthatch, a blue tit with the memory of a gold fish, a happy-go-lucky great tit, and a depressed bullfinch. Like in any other bar there is bickering, petty theft, fighting and attempts at romance”.

We can’t help but try to pair these animals with various cast members from Seinfeld.

Billed as the very first reality show for birds, the “Piip-Show“ is a three-month-long project that’s being broadcast live on the Norwegian broadcasting network NRK.

Click here to watch the “Piip-Show” online

[via Junkculture]

[funkervogt]

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[batz]

[urbxntwilight]

do ppl know that having a fetish isn't inherently a bad thing

[determinate-negation]

never mention writing in a post on tumblr or youll be reminded that some peoples lives revolve entirely around fanfiction

[urbxntwilight]

i have zero patience for the "spiritually israeli" type of shit. why is genocide such a joke to you

[hakonohanayome]

[anglaised]

[parkchanwoohoo]

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[adreciclarte4]

PJ Harvey by Rankin, 2001

[utdr-stash]

the thing is that this literally might as well be fanservice for me. i personally have been completely and utterly overjoyed at learning toby fox cat information

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[urbxntwilight]

when i posted that i got cpr certified and a cpr/medical fetish account liked it