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Okay hear me out: that ‘just got a raise meme’ but it’s with Gus

Gus would never sleep with his manager. Such inter-office relationships are strictly against company policy and the thought has never even crossed his mind.

He sleeps with the adventurers though. Nothing in the Employee Handbook about that.

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Okay okay. But what if in the future Gus became a manager? Would he help a young up start get ahead in his career?👀

orcbardneeul

No! It would still be just as against company policy, and he would never even consider breaking guild by-laws.

He will help new employees under him by offering mentorship programs, sage advice and career advancement opportunities.

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New hire Orc aggressively flirting with him just to be hit with this (he is probably fired the 2nd-3rd time he tries)

#lmao #orc will be stuck at entry level position for YEARS at this rate #😔

cigardoesart

played danganronpa trigger happy havoc for the first time this year!!

orcbardneeul

Okay hear me out: that ‘just got a raise meme’ but it’s with Gus

Gus would never sleep with his manager. Such inter-office relationships are strictly against company policy and the thought has never even crossed his mind.

He sleeps with the adventurers though. Nothing in the Employee Handbook about that.

urbz-01

Okay okay. But what if in the future Gus became a manager? Would he help a young up start get ahead in his career?👀