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Likhne wala Kuttaa ?

1 Deewar Pe Likha Tha Parhne Wala "Kutta"

 #Pathan: Ne Usko Mitta K Likh Diya 

Likhne Wala "Kutta"

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Sardar going for Hunt

Sardar darvaze pe gun lye khara tha 

Bv:Idher q khare ho? 

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja rha houn

 Bv:To jao bhi 

Sardar:Kase jao bahr kutta khara hai  

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Teacher & Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number "Seven", Even or Odd ? 

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even? 

Sardar: Remove the S

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Teacher & Pathan

Ustad: Pakistan K Kitne Sobay Hai? 

 Pathan: 4 

 Ustad: Shabash Un k Nam BtaO? 

 Pathan: 

Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob  

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Santa & Doctor

Santa to Dr: Dr. sahib tusi t kende si swere game khelan nal seht thk rehndi aa ? par menu te koi farq ni pya 

Dr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Santa: Mobile te sap wali 

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Girls Status

Girls Take 100 Pics In A Day

99 Are Deleted & 1 Wich Seems Better Is Uploaded.

Aur Status Ye Likhti Hain:

“Esy Hi Bethi Thi, Kisi Ny Click Karli Yaar” 

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Pakistan’s 2nd Largest Social Media

Facebook Ke Baad Pakistan Ka Dusra Bara Social network 

Jahan Ap Daliy Hazaro New Logo Se Mill Skte Hain Aur Dosti Kr skte hain 

Aur 

Wo Hai

CNG Station

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Fair & Lovely

Dukandar se Chota Baccha: 

Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai ?

Dukandar: Haan hai

Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi ?? 

               Main Roz Darr Jaata houn ☺

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Request To Moti Girlfriend

Kb Tak Mera Dil Dukao Gi?

Kb Tk Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi?

Darling isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To

Muj se Phasne Se Pehle Drwazy Me Phas Jaogi

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Girl’s Number

He: Can I Ask Something?

She: Yes

He: Apka number kya hai?

She: 8

He: Ye kesa number hai?

She: Ye Meri Jutti Ka Number Hai Kamene

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Tenshion Of New Generation

New Generation kb tension me hoti hai ?

Exams k waqt? Nahi 

Result k Waqt? Nahi

Phir ?? 

Jb Wo So Ke Uthain 

Aur Takiye Niche Mobile Na Ho. 

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Ranjha, Majnu & Me

Ranjha Ne Bansri Bjai  Heer Daur K ai 

Majnu Ne Been Bajai Lela Bhag K ai 

Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajai 

Aur 

Wo Apne Abbu Ko Le Aai

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Sardar’s Wish

Sardar: Aaj bahar khana khayenge. 

Bv: Q Mery Khany Se Bor Ho Gaye Ho Kya ? 

Sardar: Bus Aaj Bartan Dhonay Ka Mood Nahi.

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Hath Dhoo Ke Par Jana

Kuch larkay larkiyon ke peechay 

haath dho ke parr jatay hain 

 Agar muh dho ke parr jayein 

toh shayad wo maan bhi jayein

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Tumhari Yaad

Tumhari Yaad Mere Dil Me Kuch Is Tarhan Sey bas Gai Hai 

Dost 

 Jaise Chote Sy Rikshay Me Moti Aunty 

 Wah Wah Wah :-D

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Pani Se Roza Nahi Tot’ta

Paani Se Roza Nahi Toot ta.

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