Mischief Managed

This is just a little multifandom blog with stuff i love, I post about series, games, music, movies and books so stick around and see if we might have something in common.

[urghpadalecki]

New Blog

I havent been active in a while and that is due to me moving to another blog, if you still want to follow me you can do so through @wonhoslisp 

[jason-todds]

I’m with you till the end of the line.

[dysphorism]

I am still thinking about this

[xmas-card-deactivated20141219]

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

[yukitalia]

[karlcat]

okay now i’ll reblog it

[scarvenrot]

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

[borzbois]

You’re really passionate about apples

[casey-jane-lewis]

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

[femininefelineeeee-deactivated2]

liquefied apple fetus.

[kuroos-dick]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

[roseafarian]

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

[yourladyindank]

No the fetus would be the seeds themselves, your drinking liquified Apple uterus and placenta.

[dorararararararararararandchill]

What if the juice is artificial

[seal-indeed-deactivated59203758]

[macethecat]

This post is just too much. XD

[voldemxrt]

with all this cursed child bullshit i wanted to make a list of things to remind people who cedric diggory really was bc cc is bullshit and it is NOT how he should be remembered

cedric diggory tried to call a rematch for a game he won bc harry fell off his broom bc of dementors and he didn’t think that was fair

cedric diggory was the first one to congratulate harry on geting the firebolt

cedric diggory defended harry when his dad bragged about ced winning said game

cedric diggory had a unicorn hair wand core which is know for literally being the least likely to turn to the dark arts

cedric diggory’s wand was made from ash

“The ideal owner (of an ash wand) may be stubborn, and will certainly be courageous, but never crass or arrogant.” (x)

The ash tree symbolises sacrifice, sensitivity, and higher awareness. Likewise, the wand wood should reflect Cedric’s sacrifice of his life, and his sensitivity to Harry’s welfare by helping Harry figure out the clue to the Second Task. (x)

The ash tree’s characteristics resemble the ones of Cedric: open-minded, tolerant, social. (x)

cedric diggory told the hufflepuffs to stop bulling harry 

One side of Cedric’s face was covered in a thick orange paste, which was presumably mending his burn. He grinned at Harry when he saw him. “Good one, Harry.” “And you,” said Harry, grinning back.

cedric diggory told harry about the egg because it was what was fair

cedric diggory smiled at harry before the first task

cedric diggory warned harry that krum and fleur were catching up during the second task

cedric diggory told harry to ignore amos when he was pissed that harry was getting all the triwizard glory 

cedric diggory was crucio-ed by krum during the third task but still sent up red sparks so that krum wouldn’t be attacked by anything in the maze while stupefy-ed

cedric diggory told harry to take the cup

cedric diggory argued with harry james potter for 41 lines about how harry should take the cup

cedric diggory helped a limping harry walk to the triwizard cup by holding him up so they could share fucking eternal glory together

cedric digorry died with his wand out ready to fight along side harry

cedric diggory’s last wish was for harry to take his body back to his family

“I liked Diggory,” said Krum abruptly to Harry. “He vos alvays polite to me. Alvays. Even though I vos from Durmstrang.’

a boy who was good, and kind, and brave

remember cedric diggory ok

[camwyn]

A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.

[efortmanteau]

hehe the last one

[hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool]

13 degrees is coat weather my dude

[apocellipsis]

FUN FACT: it seems like more and more people are coming out as asexual because we finally feel safe enough to do so, it is not a fad, it is not a trend, and if you think it is one of those things please hop on the shut-the-fuck-up train to don’t-fucking-speak-to-me-ville.

[thehumorousace]

Holy shit, it’s been put into words.

💜🌈💜

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

Also, people are coming out as asexual because we finally know that this is a thing that exists. We are reading things on the internet and thinking, “Oh, this sounds like me,” and, “There are other people who feel like this?” and, “Maybe I’m not broken after all.”

I wasn’t aware asexuality even existed until a couple of years ago. I mentioned asexuality to a coworker maybe a month ago and her reaction was astonished joy and, “That sounds like me!” I spoke to a woman in her fifties who said, “I always just assumed I was broken.”

People are coming out as asexual because they’ve learned that asexuality exists.

[wintermoth]

Exactly.

[jeeno2]

(x)

I will miss this family so much.

[snowflake1814-deactivated201902]

tag urself im wordie

[lava-bending-blog]

this is probably my favorite scene in avatar

[itseasytoremember]

someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality

[itseasytoremember]

nvm i found it

[umma-jy]

the cutest gold digger ♡

[timdraqe-blog]

i’ve learnt your faves in the batfam say a lot about you so reblog this and tag your top three batkids i’m curious about it

[nighttimeastrology]

“You can’t hold a grudge forever.”

“…I know”: gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, pisces 

“Watch me”: aries, taurus, leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Black women something amazing

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no.

[writingjenna]

OK true story from one of my professors:

She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right?

Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR.

[the-freckled-feminist-deactivat]

Fucking men. Seriously.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST SUPERHEROES

[iwantcupcakes]

The pain piles on in Civil War, sadly.

[by david christopher bell, via cracked]

[luvindowney]

:’(

[phlintscones]

Protect Anthony fucking Stark

[urghpadalecki]

@nopipintended 

I AM TEAM FUCKING TONY

[just-a-skinny-boy]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

[chaseketchum]

Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever

[johncenasmixtape]

I’m the guy in the background

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.