The Random Ramble Shizz Show

Transmasc | 22 | Bad vibes DNI! Welcome, you freak! I am your humble host Ethan (They/Him), and this is my shit show! Hehehe, I've been called a little sweet dumpling by my most favorite person in the world...

[urhostethan]

This is my intro post I guess.

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Hi, my name is Ethan and I'm a 22 year old trans man. I'm the main lyricist of the band RAZOR. I post random shit. This is my Random Ramble Shit Show, and I may or may not have an actual YouTube channel where I ramble some on this stuff off to the world- Late night TV show style ofc. (You'll never find me.)

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Q: What do you post about?

A: Well, I mostly post about my current hyperfixations (Which rn it's Project Hail Mary), debating if I should join society, memes or ideas I find hilarious, and crackpot theories. I'm also 100% against KOSA, CIPA, people posting NSFW without warnings or content labels, and the government in fucking generally... I mean- I know the government is important and all, you people would loose your bloody heads like baboons without it, but I just wish the pigs running it were a bit... Smarter with their power.

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Q: Why do you hate the government so much?

A: I'm not American, I'm originally from AUS with an American dead beat mother ( Haha, yeah, aussie, piss off you cunt- I got Victoria Bitter and you don't) and I came over here because I had a lovely partner to marry.

Donald Trump is a wankstain.

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Q: What do you listen to?

A: My (now not so) personal playlist.

I fr be blasting this shit in my Nissan 300ZX (I'm not normal about my car, that's my baby), it sounds best on shuffle, and I recommend using a desktop or tablet because it 1) gives you less adds and 2) actually lets you see the songs instead of random bullshit.

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Congratulations, you actually read though this whole thing! Have a moon pie, and a 7-UP. Now get along you little freak, go bother someone else...

[eorliingas]

happy pride month to the all american bitch

[urhostethan]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Pressure (Roblox), Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Characters: Stan/Samantha (OC), Michael (OC), Leika (Mentioned) (OC), The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Additional Tags: Underwater Horror, thalassophobia, Sci-Fi Horror, corporate dystopia, Dystopia, Claustrophobia, Trans Male Character, I guess it would be trans-masc? They sort of just pick a new identity..., Identity Issues, Body Horror, Medical Trauma, self-surgery, Isolation, Grief, Loss, tragic ending, everyone dies, False Hope, Deep Sea Leviathans, The Ocean Is Terrified of Itself, Sea Monsters, Monsters, Homesickness, I wrote this to break my own heart, Circles on circles, Inspired by Iron Lung (Video Game), Inspired by Iron Lung (Movie), Inspired by Pressure (Roblox), Major Original Character(s), Original Character(s), Minor Original Character(s), Original Fiction, Original Character Death(s) Summary:

Oblivion Logistics promised a simple dive: a deep-trench data retrieval to work off a Class-D debt. For the mechanic trapped in the failing ST-4N, it was the only way to buy a ticket back to the surface and a real window for the woman left behind in the smog.

But the hull is buckling, the emergency lights are dead, and the things waiting in the dark know her name. When a crackling radio frequency offers a fragile tether to another stranded pilot, it becomes a desperate race against the crushing black to finally go home—and a chance to finally rebrand and claim the name meant to break him. But the ocean doesn't care about second chances, or gender.

The loudest leviathans in the deep don't hunt with their eyes.

[allistar2323]

Now kiss

[lopsidedtreetrunks]

idk why i did this ,

[urhostethan]

Things I wanna say mid convention but know I can't.

[pngztuff]

[drempen]

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

[urhostethan]

I've gotten to the point where I realized my old situationship and his little 'harasser' fucked me up- I do not trust ANYBODY ANYMORE!!! AAAAAAAAH, SKIN ME, SKIN ME, SKIN ME, SKIN ME, GET OUT, GET OUT ,GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SKIN.

[urhostethan]

I am not God's little soldier boy, the hunger pangs are killing me.

[urhostethan]

Sometimes I wonder what fish think.

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[urhostethan]

Life so amazing we even have fonts for sound.

[urhostethan]

Warning!!

This is a vent to get my feelings out. I need to get them out from under my skin. Get out of my skin. Take them out of my skin.

This is for creative writting.

I miss my mother.

Not that she's gone or anything, I just miss her.

But not in the way of missing like a dear friend of mine, but in the way that you miss a violet dog.

Yes, you have hurt me. You have bitten me. You have raised your voice to establish who is the boss in this mother-daughter son relationship.

You have caused me pain, over, and over, and over again- Leaving a mark with each scream, each beating, each fucking moment of a memory where I was bruised and bloody.

And yet...

I still keep my door open for you to wander in and do it again.

...

Sometimes, I'll mutter, "I wanna go home."

But... Why? I'm in my own house, my own room, in my bed. Why do I want to go to a place I'm already in?

Why do I feel like this? Is it because never in my life have I had a sliver of reassurance and safety? Or does something, something deep and horrible, want to crawl out and destroy?

...

That could be the reason for the large hole in my chest.

Maybe it's already crawled out through my mouth to gain it's freedom.

Leaving me, it's cold metal cage, empty without it.

[urhostethan]

Hallo. Noticed you have a Markiplier egos server and was interested, but the link appears to be dead again.

Additionally, the post about it mentions it's system friendly, but is it specifically nontraumagenic system friendly? If you know what that means at least, I can't tell from your blog if you're a system yourself or not.

Yes, we are friendly to everyone! Sorry that the link isn't working, it's an old post!

Here's a new link!

Check out the Warflings United community on Discord - hang out with 41 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[urhostethan]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[flankerclinger0a]

Lick my bones when I die

Actually, don’t.