shrimply spectacular!

rae • 27 • they/them/any pronouns 🌈 (tme) my og blog w/ a whole lot of random stuff

[squidfeets]

i think I was meant to live in a cave or possibly a hole or maybe in a room at a tavern and work there for room and board but all the decent holes have been bought by commercial landlords or redeveloped into luxury apartment buildings and also no taverns a hiring and even if they were they don't pay enough to even live in the tavern anymore so instead I guess I gotta live in a log and that's all been getting to weighing me down so that's why I'm late to work okay? also the log doesn't even have utilities included and it's a $150 pet deposit I know that's not important but it's true

[thecripchronicals]

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

[princesseblade]

More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

[bruisepoking-archive]

does anyone know if it’s possible

[moonrver]

[bruisepoking-archive]

ok good I was getting worried

[calamity-corner]

please help us pay rent/bills!

hello again friends, loved ones, and beloved mutuals. i hate to be making a post like this again so soon, but bottom surgery was extraordinarily expensive, and the time i had to take off work for surgery was not paid which has made bouncing back financially quite difficult while i wait for insurance to reimburse travel and lodging.

as such, myself and my live-in partner @delicate-viscera are coming up considerably short on the bills this month. we could really use some help making ends meet with rent, utilities, and groceries, as well as catching up on the money owed for the cat sitters who helped take care of our beautiful furballs while we were away from home.

i've never raised near this much money through tumblr before, and honestly i don't expect to, we're scrambling to find help through every avenue available. but anything you can do truly means the world!! even if it's only a couple bucks, even if it's just sending it to someone who you know is in a better position to help, or just sharing it on your blog for reach. we are two dykes in desperate need, recovering from surgery and sickness respectively, please help us make ends meet!!

i love you all very much <3

v: @ coldbrewcash

p: @ kohineko

c: $ c0ldbrewcash

$ 1,300 / 2,900

[calamity-corner]

$ 1,756 / 2,900

thank you so incredibly much for the big donation <333

[calamity-corner]

$ 1,806 / 2,900

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$ 1,836 / 2,900

thanks to everyone who's donated so far!

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$ 1,886 / 2,900

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$ 1,986 / 2,900

everything helps, truly, i appreciate all of you sm

[sammiesweetheart]

[segamascott]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[teddiemush]

caterpillar cowboy 🤠

CATERPILLAR COWBOY DOWN 🗣️

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[pnglove]

[segamascott]

[striborak]

Happy pride month to all my rainbow friends (and rainbow-adjacent pals) 🤩🏳️‍🌈

Wanted to bring back my favourite pride month shirt meme and I just caught up on Poison Ivy so here we are: