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skins generation two: favorite silly scene: JJ, Cook and JJās mother in 4x06 - JJ.
Aprils birthday post to Dakota
skins uk ask game
1. favourite character (across all generations) 2. favourite episode? 3. favourite romantic pairing? 4. favourite female character? 5. favourite Weird moment? 6. favourite teacher? 7. favourite friendship? 8. favourite generation? 9. favourite season? 10. which character do you identify with most? 11. when did you start watching Skins? 12. what were your thoughts on Skins (US) 13. which characters would you want to bring back for a season 8? 14. which actors would you cast in a new generation of Skins? 15. favourite family? 16. ceffy or freffy? 17. favourite male character? 18. favourite thing about Skins? 19. pro-skins fire or anti-skins fire? 20. fire, rise or pure?
Skins ask meme
Tony: what's one of your worst qualities? Michelle: have you ever felt used by someone? Cassie: what is your dream? Anwar: are you close with your family? Chris: what is your relationship with school like? Sid: how good are\were you in school? Jal: do you play any instruments? Maxxie: what's your sexuality?
Emily: how would you describe your style? Katie: what does it take for you to be a real bitch to someone? Naomi: what are you the most scared of? Effy: how closed off are you? Freddie: have you ever been in love? JJ: do you know any magic tricks? Thomas: what is your favourite kind of doughnut? Cook: what was your bravest moment? Pandora: do you consider yourself loyal?
Mini: what are your thoughts on fashion? Liv: are you really close with your friends? Franky: what's your favourite hobby? Grace: do you like to dance? Rich: what's your favourite music? Alo: what's one of your biggest mistakes? Nick: do you do any sports? Matty: have you ever been involved in a real life love triangle?
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doug: do you have a catchphrase?
So Iām in the toilets at the market I work at washing my ass minding my own business, and I notice this girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note Iām wearing my effy stonem inspired fishnet gloves and have my IAMSKINS tee on. So Iām like
āIs there a problem?ā
And she just says
āAre you a fucking Skins stan?ā
And Iām like
āGeez, what gave it away?ā Because I have zero chill when it comes to boring teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual
Skins fans are drug addicts, edgy, depressed teens who are sex addicted, etc. Now sheās so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see whatās going on.
I just turned around and said
āI donāt know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.ā
Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesnāt know like thatā¦
And then her Mum finished with the classic lineā¦
āi'm fucking Cook!ā
So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum is a Skins stanā¦
It was a great start to the day.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Skins UK. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewerās head. Thereās also Cookās nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyāre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Skins UK truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnāt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cookās existential catchphrase āIām fucking Cook!!!ā which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevās Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Iām smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittainās genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. š
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Skins UK tattoo, not unlike Cookās tattoo revealed in the season three pilot. And no, you cannot see it. Itās for the ladiesā eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyāre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid š
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