weed is tight

Karla, 23, basically B. everything is cherries on top

[ponyo-ghibli]

[shockpinkrosary]

Baby ur a haunted house baby ur a haunted house baby ur a haunted house now ! 👻

[pochowek]

soggy vine #12

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

[teterino]

my favorite part in volume three of throam is when spencer , brendon and ryan are playing poker and brendon wanted ryan’s jacket and ryan said it wouldn’t fit and spencer is just like “yep you’re gay” i think about that daily thank u

[heavenlybrendon]

[chubbycattumbling]

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[the-boss-skeleton]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

[rosespell]

[aewm]

me in the group chat:

[girlfriend-ly-deactivated202509]

[wentzilla]

.: LAKE EFFECT KID

- Covers inspired by The 1975′s: A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships