pobody's nerfect

Matty, 29, bi (they/them) I'm gonna do what's best for me whether I like it or not

[garlickie]

[ultraluuminary]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

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[villapaitalepakko]

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[tonysaintborgi]

What are your pronouns

Yes

No

Remaining time: 15 hours 47 minutes

[theminionjcfucked]

In the times of modern BB, when so many Christian Zealots are cast, I’m so glad we have Lesbian Eves to crack jokes about the bible.

Separation of Church and Big Brother NOW!

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

[lanaflowerz]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[lamignonette]

[skyhawkstragedy]

THAT’S RECORD HOLDER LATRICE VERRETT TO YOU

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Big Brother Daily always chimes in with a banger 😂

[chiarrara]

[wingedprincessheart]

Don't Forget About Your Braless Uncle

^mnemonic device i just created for an acronym that doesn't exist yet

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public