dissatisfaction gauranteed

i didn't think i'd still be doing this at 22

[budacub]

“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

[cool-bacon-dude]

If you watch this you go directly to hell

[slimy]

[pantuflarota]

[teathattast]

@jameelajamilofficial

#consentgang

[antique-scarecrow]

I love this woman so very dearly 

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[slavery]

My girl hit me with that STRAP I ain’t talkin GLOCK

She said boy better arch you BACK then she used that COCK

[intercontinentalchampion]

[mens-rights-activia]

[dekoi2501post]

[unclefather]

[popculturediedin2009]

a holiday favorite: martha stewart showing off the ceramic nativity scene she made in prison (and big martha’s reaction)

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

[medranochav]

bye Brad!

[tryclops]

[haiderabd51]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[bisexualspongebob]

[catchymemes]