im convicted of gender theft in 69 countries

the genderest genderer to ever gender hand the gender over. its mine now. suck it.

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i can't recognize footsteps, but i can recognize the way people shut doors. i can hear doors opening anywhere in the house, even the front doors of the houses across the street. i can hear footsteps even if i don't recognize them, and i can tell exactly where in the house they are coming from. i know the sounds all the drawers in my house make. i can hear conversations about me even if they are on a different floor with the door closed. i know where everyone in my house is at every moment, and i carefully catalog their moods to keep myself safe. i nearly have a panic attack every time i hear a door knob turning or a door opening or steps getting closer. i know which parts of the floor are loudest and which doors squeak the most and how long it takes before the fridge beeps from being open too long. i know how to switch tabs in less time than it takes to blink and how to hide a book or device under my pillow before my parents have even finished turning the door knob. i know how people look when they're mad in any stage, and have a mental collection of expressions i look for whenever anyone talks to me so i know if its safe or not. i know where everything in my house is even better than my parents do. i know how to unscrew a pencil sharpener and re-screw it quickly so my parents don't suspect anything. i know how to think before i speak so in depth, thinking of every possible outcome of what i want to say, and if there is even a slight chance it might end up not good for me i know how to make it seem like i didn't want to say anything in the first place. i know how to find reflections in windows and look at them without seeming like im looking at them.

i know these and so much more.

i know im almost 16, and knowing these should not be ok.

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transportation in my genshin dr

woo, another genshin dr post. yayyy

kay, so, obviously we dont see much transportation outside of walking and waypoints in genshin (which is totally understandable bc its already a massive game so adding horses would probably kill the developers), but they definitely exist in the world itself, taken out of the game context.

and so i give you: carriages

but these aint just boring old carriages, no, teyvat is a place with slimes and seelies and visions and all sorts of other things that could be used in a cool way (and also in some not-so-innocent ways, but we don't talk about the depths ive gone to in ao3-), so obviously they're gonna be used for things.

back to carriages.

basically carriages are cool asf, because the aesthetic is just yes, but they don't come with all the drawbacks i imagine carriages had in ye olden days. mainly, temperature.

which is where the slimes come in (and occasionally visions too).

carriages are typically built with this container thing, whether its in the middle, on the sides, hanging on the roof, whatever, its up to personal preference.

but-

in these container things, you can put slime drops and shit (which are probably put in something like those old vintage makeup tins so they're reusable) of your liking (i.e. cryo, anemo, pyro, etc.) and they'll heat or cool your carriage to your liking.

there are carriages being developed that are run entirely by electro slime stuff, but they're expensive and experimental at best, so most people just stick with their good old horses.

and obviously, eventually the tins will run out, but it takes a super long time if you take care of it, and they're pretty inexpensive thanks to the adventurers guild, so its not really a problem.

tldr im world building for my genshin dr and have brainrot and just went on a rant about carriages, but you read it so its not my problem

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waypoints in my genshin dr

waypoints are scattered all over teyvat, we all know this. so does everyone else in teyvat. in my dr, your average run-of-the-mill joe shmoe almost never uses them, however this doesn't mean they are as unused as we see them in the game. in fact, tons of people (ahem--aether, paimon, and i--ahem) use them fairly regularly, especially if you are in the adventurers guild. Unless you have a vision they sort of just use mora to teleport you cuz idk, mora's magic or smth, but if you have a vision then no biggie, you just might feel disoriented for a minute. teleporting feels super weird, but not painful. kind of like if you eliminated the pain you feel after an intense stretch, put that all over your body, and then squished you? idk exactly how it feels, i haven't shifted yet, but that's always what ive thought teleporting would feel like. once you access a waypoint for the first time you can teleport to it whenever you need/want the moment you think of it. like a mental map or smth.

basically, waypoints are cool asf and super nifty, and i think teleporting would feel very nice