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A Man on the Inside (2024), dir. Mike Schur

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See what if we’re made out

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Could do with a man laying on top of my on the couch and also we’re making out

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I am no longer horny I saw my uncle on grindr

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Thinking about corruption please make me hard over a name I didn’t like before, make me love what you love

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Can’t stop thinking about this video so i’m posting it here from the bird app for oomf and oomf ONLY

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Wish this were me fr

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Ohno

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fuck NO. No nope no nonono

My mind is evil it’s after me it’s going to make me want to fuck him what is this this person is not me I was not supposed to be this way what even is this. Why can’t I stop THIBNING ab it

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THIS. This Is What a fetish is didn’t rlly understand that. I am not attracted to him. I do not want to kiss him. But I DO want to fuck him. I do want to hear howd he speak to me and if he’d explain things kindly. I hope he keeps talking to me like this keep making jokes keep planting thoughts in my head that feel Wrong until my heart is beating too fast and I feel chills along my arms. Why do I have to be so horny oh my god

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Rerun

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I make so many mistakes I’m so fucking weird be normal you stupid fucking asshole

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I know it’s probably daddy issues now bc it was the kindness and patience he had in his voice that got me the first time

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Pt 2 but this time with a bit of condescension

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Part three I want him to watch me make out with some guy against across a bar not sure why

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I hope I have another sex dream </3 it’s the most action I’ve gotten in like a year and I’m losing my mind but I’m also too insecure rn to sleep with anyone

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normalize no-pressure sex where u just practice fucking n learning each other’s body n rhythms n idiosyncrasies n letting each other know what feels good n doesn't while discovering things u didn't know felt so good to u along the way

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Oh my god my old guy thing is getting bad I just dreamt I was fucking some dude and I rarely have sex dreams but I was bouncing on it (lol) and when I looked down it was some older guy I don’t even recognize him he wasn’t in shape or hot or anything but the fact I was fucking myself on HIM felt incredible. I’ve been celibate for too long

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Tristan sweet and Richard Lennox <3

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I can’t stop thinking about them talking ab their greying hair as a flirting tactic and it WORKED. Like actually why is my dick hard over it

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Ohno I want to fuck them both

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Just thinking about **********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************+***************************************

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Trying VERY hard not to think ab head rn

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Drink your milk🥛❤️‍🔥