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honestly why does Mr. Darcy, a man from the late 1700s and early 1800s, understand that an independent female is an awesome thing more than people from 2017? also he respects her decision to reject him?

kaldannan

Because a woman wrote him.

pocmemes

She too lit 😂

iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

level27rogue-deactivated2020112

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

geekandmisandry

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

slowspinningredemption

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

lcryduringsex

richbostonbeans

tubehuman-deactivated20161217

this picture is older than the universe

absolute madman

self portrait

alexorcism

Infiltrating the straights

ceruleanfuckup

*hacker voice* I’m gay

partylikeits2007

It’s been 10 years since 2007…

corporatebigwig

2007 turned me gay

plasticcflower

who made thisnxhdbzbsbs

enterheavenalive

My youth It is gone

arroz-con-yolo

this is literally why we all are the way we are

cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too

meqabitch-deactivated20200901

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.

bankuei

“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

pardonmewhileipanic

reminds me of this gif

sueanoi

batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

cynosurecosplay

thenamesdede

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

scp2008

much woah

lord-blongus

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

cleoselene-deactivated20260315

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”