Urnzlak

26 | gay ass dog on the internet | Porygon, coffee, and THC | Sage of the Church of Porygon

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every pokemon is a little guy for those with the eyes to see it

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yeah yeah AI advancements this and that but can your robot do... THIS???

BEHOLD!!!!!

A PORYGON 6 SECOND SPEEDPAINT..

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happy Porygon2 day!!!!!!! here's a doodle of beeper2 enjoying his special day :)

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I love when I'm just chillin and out of nowhere, a Porygon thought hits me like a train and I'm sat there thinking about my little friend and how rad he is and how he's the best pokemon

anyway totally accurate recreation of exactly what goes down in my head

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who else up thinkin about Porygon rn

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porygon is such a rad little friend I love him so

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porygon-z vs the world

porygon-z vs the world 2

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drew a beeper eating a banana in cyberspace

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drew a beeper dressed for the weather

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drew a beeper to cheer myself up this morning

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going to sleep after an argument is the funniest shit ever. like "ykw, fuck you, I'm fast travelling to when you have a better attitude"

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my new years resolution is to talk about Porygon more often

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not to be controversial but I think animal farm would be solved if the pigs were shot instantly

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last Christmas, I gave that sonofabitch my heart ..

you won't BELIEVE what that ASSHOLE DID THE VERY NEXT DAY

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the absolute nerve of my pixel 6a to ask to update to Android 15 like it didn't have an aneurysm updating to Android 14

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it has been brought to my attention that the "icky" in "sticky icky" isn't just short for ichor because the oil looks like ichor

apparently it's just a silly lil rhyming thing

I guess I'm just insane

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the internet's trying to make me panic about the state of the world when there's nothing I can do about it except play pokemon leafgreen on my phone