its a garden party, girls

 AO3 is urwelcome_forthis.  

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[mtndewloyalist-x]

That’s literally why the government wants to stop it

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[hayscodeviolation]

[diver5ion]

[in-2d-eep]

DWTS AU sketch because I love that fic

[electricpurrs]

i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life

[catchymemes]

[monsttarchive]

she let the baby stay in there the whole night and decided to check in the morning lmao

[cryptotheism]

What even are tumblrs nsfw rules anymore

[sic-semper-hominibus]

go nuts, show nuts, but watch out

[pavelow]

Can you be held in contempt of court if your hearing is over zoom? Like how would they enforce that

[pavelow]

I am going to drink an inappropriate amount of milk during my zoom court hearing in about an hour

[pavelow]

[pavelow]

There is now an official court record of me being asked to stop drinking milk

[brucebocchi]

[spacelazarwolf]

[oleskyfm]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

this rules

[modogoblin]

owned

[caitlinart72]

So I drew supercorp because they’re endgame and consuming all my thoughts always forever 🤭

This is my first post here I don’t know how tumblr works help me please 🫶🏻 Do we like this? (I hope the quality isn’t too bad 😭)

Lemme know your thoughts (please 💋) cuz I need validation

You can check out my other social media if you’re so inclined, they’re in my description thing I hope I really don’t know how this works 💗

[lucyllawless]

[femmeluthor-deactivated20220516]

supercorp + choosing to save each other over the world/themselves

[drunklenaluthor]

every day supergirl doesnt have an episode where kara and lena go undercover and go way too far and way too close to getting caught so they have to kiss and only reluctantly stop when the coast is clear is a day wasted

[thebreakfastgod]

just a little addition

[ekingston]

the full fic can be found here: Tickled Ink (by ekingston) on ao3!