get me a hobby

!!!!!lesbian who loves Lance!!!!!! also, i've nvr had an original thought😮‍💨

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evrytime I listen to Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce, I immediately think of Keith Kogane. something about comparing Keith to a junkyard dog, him having razors in his shoes, and losing bar fights bcuz of pretty men just seems so right to me. also, he just seems like the type to listen to jim croce....I need an edit or a fic on my desk PRONTO!!!!!!!!!

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Keith is on a mission on some planet post canon and he's warned by his team about these siren-like aliens that takes on the form of the person that the victim desires most. Everyone worries that he's going to fall for their tricks and he does....but he comes back anyways in one piece. When his team asks how it went, he has to reluctantly explain that yes, he did see who he desired most(Lance), it just didnt harm him because he is able to self sabatoge & fumble so bad that the sirens really weren't capable of doing anything before he was out of there. Keith's team of lesbians have to wonder how this guy, who cant even grow a pair for his crush in a FANTASY, is able to lead them into perilous missions & battles.

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kinda back in my aot era and I realized that Silver Lining by Laufey goes sooo well with armin & eren😭

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just finished reading the vld comics and it's so funny how almost evry single time a situation is looking bad for voltron, shiro just goes "it's been an honor flying with you all." I like to imagine that anytime he experiences an inconvenience or gets in trouble he says that😭 like somebody would get mad at him for something and he'll turn to the person next to him, no matter who or what it is, with a completely serious and distraught face and say "it's been an honor flying with you, boys😞". I also like to think he's one of those ppl who deadpans & side eyes into an empty area as if there's a camera there, he pretends he's on a show and when somebody asks him a dumb question he goes "let's ask the audience😊" and turns to a blank wall.

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Firm believer in Lance being a disney princess!!!! post-canon Lance living on a farm with a million stray animals and evrytime he sees one he just goes "I can't NOT take them home :(". He becomes very knowledgeable in animal health and helps them all by cleaning them and getting rid of fleas, wounds, and parasites. He's got a billion bowls out on his porch & lawn, he has a bunch of doggy doors, he keeps windows open so there's always random animals roaming around his house, and when he's about to go to sleep there's at least one already napping on his bed with him. Lance also knows all their names and how to differentiate them, he treats them like his children and none are loved more than the others. the ppl in town know his number by heart and calls him before the vet or shelter when they see a stray bcuz the strays either love him already or does immediately at the first sight of him.

All of the animals are also fiercely protective of Lance and he always says, "they're usually friendly, I don't know why they're doing this!" whenever people visit and have to deal with growling, barking, or hissing pets. Whenever the team or anyone visits, they gotta walk by these super menacing animals just to get to this ray-of-sunshine guy and it's almost funny to see this sweet dude take care of his demon spawn pets if the pets weren't trying to bite their heads off at any given moment. yes, Lance may be sad and depressed but he's got a bunch of emotional support animals at his evry beck and call.

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I've always wished that voltron would've explored the idea of different species of Galra/Alteans. like, humans are really rare in the fact that we only have one species in the Homo genus and I think it'd be cool if allura or Coran heard that and just *shocked Pikachu*. on one side, the idea of humans having something rare, bcuz we view aliens as different but nvr consider what weirdness humans have, is the BEST thing ever and it would've been so cool to see more of the og vld team looked at as insane instead of the aliens. but on the other side of the coin, we should've got different "species"(quotes cuz I'm mainly saying that their culture would be so different that their societies can barely be compared) of galra/evrything. planets with super "evolved" galrans bcuz instead of joining the war, small factions fucked off to a far away galaxy, settled down for 10,000 yrs, and mixed with wtv intelligent life forms there were.

the alteans should've showed speciation too bcuz of Lotors colony being kept away for however long. they should've also been wayyyyyy different than allura & Coran. and yea, they sorta showed the difference thru romelle "not saying quiznak right"(I put it into quotes bcuz they had their own developed slang & language which shouldn't be considered as right or wrong) but they could've shown "speciation" in a more intriguing way. or, and ik this is a kids show, the inbreeding of the altean colony cuz.....there HAD to be that with such a small amount surviving, right????

also, the portrayal of galrans being bad could've been told thru the discrimination between the "war galrans" and the "settled down galrans". kinda like those spanish hierarchies they had in Latin America when the Spaniards colonized. like, just imagine voltron arriving on one of those planets and having to see the galrans either hate & segregate their own or contradict the whole "evry galran bad" bcuz they also get treated shitty and get systemically oppressed.

omg someone make a fic with these concepts PLSSSSS

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i feel like we never really talk about how scary Lance would be in the vld universe bcuz this guy is an absolute UNIT on the battlefield. cuz yea, not only does this little(compared to the Galran sature) human have almost immaculate shooting after barely training but his strength can also be compared to the paladin that's ALL about strength: Hunk. I say this bcuz the parts of voltron always kinda...mimic eachother. if u look at the body's anatomy, the arms are always "weaker" than the legs bcuz the legs have to "carry" the rest of the body. Keith and Pidge used to be the "weaker" ones in terms of strength and made up the arms and when Allura became a leg bcuz of her altean super strength? Lance became an arm bcuz hes somewhat weaker than Hunk. so not only can this little guy pick targets from fucking galaxies away and potentially be strong as shit, he also....can rise from the dead and shoot someone perfectly, aim NOT AT ALLLL disturbed by it. from the galran perspective, humans are probably seen as this weak as hell species so to find out this little thing got EXPLODED, they prob thought he'd just died immediately. so to see him just get up and shoot a guy's arm off?????? they prob thought this was an alien Jesus Christ! at least if I was a lower rank galran soldier, I'd think he was and be lowk scared shitless of this silly little guy that can get up from what looks to be death :/

and sure...he might not be toooo smart but he does know who is and he keeps them close, he's got the "its not about what u know, it's about who u know" shit down PAT. which is why personally....I need more fics of Galrans being a little freaked out by Lance bcuz that shit would be soooooo funny. huge 8ft aliens watching their backs and evry move bcuz of a little guy that wears a metaphorical helicopter hat😭

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the reason why Keith said "I don't have time for this, Lance" is bcuz he knew he'd have time later. for two yrs he was having flashbacks and seeing the future so would it be tooooo crazy that he said that cuz he saw them happily together later so at that moment, he didnt need to worry about Lance. and thats all why he was giving Lance relationship advice during that sunset scene, not bcuz he gave up on him but bcuz he was actually playing the long game....anyways I'm delusional and klance is canon king :p

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I wonder if the paladins were to speak their native languages, would they have an accent when they get translated? I've always thought that the reason why allura has a British accent and Coran got wtv accent he got is becuz they have accents in altean so their accent translates to its English accent counterpart. i started thinking of this bcuz of Lance (duh hes always on my mind) and so Lance is cuban right? if he were to start speaking Spanish to the others in the castle, would he just seemingly get an accent out of no where??? like idk what the Cuban English counter part would be but just throwing shit out there, he was somewhat of a farmer prior to evrying(he can milk a cow) and then became one after...would he just gain a country accent bcuz he's from a farming family????? or would it be that when he's speaking Spanish, he would just get a thick spanish/cuban accent in english?????

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I nvr saw the whole "Hunk is a cinnamon roll and him & Lance were besties since kids" hc. I fully believe Lance and Hunk were in the in between stage of acquaintances and friends and that they met at the garrison, like they were prob roommates and bcuz they're both friendly/chatty, they struck up a little friendship. That being said, I don't think they were BFFs that alot of the fandom thinks bcuz of the Team Punk shit in season wtv it was. You're gonna tell me that this "loveable guy that can do no wrong🥺" just completely left out and ditched his "bestie" that's been with him forever????? yea no, it's either Hunk has flaws(which duh, ofc he does) or him and Lance were never that close in the first place.

ik voltron is supposed to be friendship is magic but I'm pretty sure that they just had to somewhat tolerate/trust the others. and since the writers never went with the whole Lance being a leader thing, I always thought Hunk kinda just....went along with wtv Lance did/said and hyped him up bcuz Lance was the more popular of the two. bcuz Lance went/sneaked out to clubs(in the first ep he talked about hitting up the town), flirted more(although terribly), and just in general always (tried) to uphold this air of confidence. It seemed to me he was the more popular of the two and Hunk just went along with him but the second he found someone(Pidge) more compatible and just as nerdy as him, he became closer to them instead, not necessarily ditching Lance but just that Lance was always filling a temporary role and Hunk finally found that more permanent person.

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something that's been on my mind is which vld characters would do what trends and I FIRMLY believe Lance & Matt would do Nara Smith & Lucki parody tiktoks with Lance as Nara and Matt as Lucki....I'm BEGGING for someone to know what I'm talking about and agree😭🤞🏻

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I love projecting my music taste onto my fav characters so Lance listens to Bell Biv Devoe (yes ik this is a common phrase or wtv but LET ME BE DELUSIONAL) 😛

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voltron but they're quoting outdated memes from 2017 cuz of their long ass stint in space. the MFE pilots and evryone else are cringing so hard evrytime one of them make a joke😭

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Something I constantly think about is Lance's insecurities actually coming from him being POC and how, from the very beginning, he was set up to be a farmer by the writers and other characters.

I've always seen his personality as an amalgamation of stereotypes of latinos: stupid, flirty, and only ever the comedic relief. but it seems like the writers purposely wrote the other characters to treat him like that, too. and ik ppl think the choice to make him a farmer was stupid, and dont get me wrong, it was, but I also think it's sickeningly fitting.

He had evryone in his life, from teachers to the ppl he was supposed to have this "special, universe saving bond" with, doubt his abilities VERY outspokenly all the time and then was shown time and time again that he'll never be the first pick or choice; so was he really going to continue going through that even when given the choice to not have to?

it just wasn't going to happen bcuz it's easier to be what evryone thinks you are than to fruitlessly try again and again to prove them wrong. why would he continue this up hill fight when the war was already over? he wasn't needed and he KNEW that, so why would he stay in space instead of being what he was told he should've been all along? A farmer. A reminiscing, widowed farmer becuz what else could a latino ever be? he was "just a boy from Cuba" so obviously he would never get the girl or be a leader or have dreams outside of what his skin color deemed possible. even if his very soul yearned for the moon and stars, just like the ocean, he's forever made and stuck to the Earth.

anyways....siri, play Your Best American Girl by Mitski 😛

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there is NOOOOO way they're actually gonna make voltron a live action....when the official insta page asked about how we'd like to see Coran's character again, I thought they were just goofing around....I can NOT handle them rebooting it again in anyway, they GOTTA be lying😭😭

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Rewatching Voltron and I'm just remembering how much I adore Lance's character, like seeing the show with "new" eyes, I nvr realized how much I lowkey relate to him. I know this is a kids' show, but I think the writers made him so unintentionally nuanced. Even tho I think his ending was flaming hot garbage, I feel it fits in a twisted way. To me, he is a "great" portrayal of the immigrant/POC experiences but in such subtle ways that it toes the line of accidental and intentional. I put 'great' into quotes because his story isn't uplifting or inspiring, it's a little more...realistic for the lack of a better word.

I don't know how else to describe the way the writers wrote him to be besides disheartening. From the basic components of his personality to his whole story & ending, Lance's entire character is like a big roundabout...joke. And that in and of itself is part of the joke.

Don't get me wrong, he's my favorite character of allllll time (and will be until my dying breath), I just think there's so much to explore with him in his entirety. I honestly just wanna do a deeper character analysis of him bcuz I would NOT be able to explain it all with just a few words. The show nvr explained him well or did his story ANYYYY justice, so I'd personally like to fill in the blanks rather than have a wasted, tossed aside main character with no dimension since vld has been my obsession for who knows how long.

ik this all sounds kinda contradictory, but it'd take me a billion pages to fully say what I mean so...yea😭

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"--- so bigback" and they're just giving their body the daily substance it needs😭

I'm so tired of these goofy ass fatphobic trends ppl keep creating evry 3 seconds that only encourages EDs