Today, I fucked up... by emailing my professor my masturbation, drinking and smoking schedule
I am someone who likes to keep everything in order and articulately planned out. So I plan out everything, about a week in advance, including studying, class, even when I masturbate, drink and smoke weed. It just helps me keep my life in order. I keep this all in a google doc entitled “schedule.”
Anyway, the semester has started and one of my history professors asks to see my research schedule for the thesis I am working on with them. I think “oh this will be easy, I have already planned that out in my semester calendar.” I will just email them a link to my schedule. So I do that and go about my day.
Later, I go and check my academic calendar, a google doc entitled “dates,” and then, I realize my mistake. No body is shared on this document. My professor must have my “schedule,” which contains all my frequent vices.
I frantically check my email to find my professors reply that they were surprised at how thorough I scheduled my days but that some of my information was “inappropriate, but useful to have scheduled.” I apologized and sent them the correct document. Next class should be sufficiently awkward.
by socrates_vs_hemlock
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