[bhronzed]

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[iamsittingdown]

[romcommunist]

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

[wildandlux]

[vacilandoelmundo]

[inkskinned]

i think the moon would like you

[mjalti]

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

[illkim]

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

[tribute-to-nothing]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

[heavymetalpuppies-deactivated20]

[hydrated-bag-of-bones]

How DARE you disrespect him!?

[emanuelacauphoto]

[fallenangel-mlm]

what if... you were a vampire.... and you bit me so we could spend an eternity together?........... haha just kidding!! ....... unless? 🤔🤔

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[heavensghost]

my mood is literally always either ‘haha I don’t care about anything’ or ‘ if I can’t be beautiful then I should just die’

[tahitea]

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

that’s 110%

[cianur00]

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[apolohgy]

[slickkjames]