i fucked up my blog lol oopss! (under construction idk)

Hi! im Mark and i have no control of my life

[welele]

Uépale

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[thisiselliz]

[thursday]

[memewhore]

[prole-log]

[clowreedsforfilth-deactivated20]

Thank u comrade tyranitar

[transmechanicus]

that is godzilla

[reuniclus]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

nothing but respect for comrade godzilla but that's fucking tyranitar

[catchymemes]

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

This is so funny what

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

At first I thought it was just a really funny guy giving a tutorial for ppl who didn’t know how to run bc the title didn’t say IN PLACE but when the supermarket came up I was like OH WAIT that make WAY more sense

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[great-tweets]

there’s nothing to explain, “vermillion” absolutely is a green word

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

verde in spanish, italian, portuguese and romanian means green. vert in french means green. verdant means green. viridescent means green. it tracks that vermillion would mean green, and that it doesn’t just proves that english is a ridiculous language with absurd rules.

[marlinspirkhall]

‘Viridian’ is also green & viridian and vermilion sound very similar. So you can understand the kind of stress I’m under.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

I find this opposite to be true of chartreuse. It should be red. It is green. I have no basis for this.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

how I see it in my head

[pimentogirl]

I am one hundred percent in agreement with this. It’s also jangling the funnies with the idea of the bemused face of anyone with red/green colour blindness.

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

The Other Mother taught me these shades.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

[kateosaurus-rex]

Change your handle Jeff

[hollowtones]

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

[parasect]

[gay-irl]

Gay📑Irl

[eilti]

[random-shit-writing]

[ryebreadgf]

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

[bramblepatch]

This is a powerful child.

[digi-caps]

[bideogaymes]

im kari

[ratfuck]

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

[legowerewolf]

Like to charge, reblog blog to cast

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[newhologram]

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.