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bi and ready to die. dm me to rp! | NSFW tag is #kill jay

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I want an alto trombone

[memespd]

[shittycryptids]

A horse with no fur/hair

[obi-waankenobi]

They actually exist!

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Did you mean:

The mfs that pull the carriages in Harry Potter

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I have a proposal

Big mouth quotes

Over pictures of John mulaney

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Okay examples:

This is what came out of his mouth. Someone saw this man say this shit.

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I have a proposal

Big mouth quotes

Over pictures of John mulaney

[useless-waifu]

@mike-is-a-zombie here are some cats for Bucky

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[starkerthanreality]

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BEAN

[howdoiurlwhatdoesthismean]

Whether it be through deception or other means, Peter will get his hug.

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Concept of this comic stolen from this post made by @thedeterminedchild

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These tables

This view and decor

(ignore this post, it's for an rp)

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@mike-is-a-zombie I made this in honor of our rp uwu

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe this happened to Robert Pattinson on the set of Twilight

I’M SCREAMING

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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I meant to make this last night but-

This is pretty much what Bucky bought

{ @mike-is-a-zombie }

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

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@mike-is-a-zombie

[htmllost]

I n e e d a print of ur falling Crowley art on my wall right now immediately I need it so bad... I will pay u one million bajillion dollar pls

i would love to sell it but i’m don’t have the resources to set that up i’m sorry :(

[useless-waifu]

You should check out redbubble! It doesn't pay much, but it's super easy and all you have to do is upload an image and they'll sell it in a bunch of formats!

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