The Back Room

Somewhere on a beach. Send nudes

[scarletwxdow-deactivated2020020]

ME SEEING THE BLACKOUT ON THE JONAS BROTHERS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS

[uselessandboring-23]

Apparently nothing is sacred anymore so here I am talking about my problems where no one will see them. My stupid roommates set off the fire alarms at midnight and got mad when I posted about how I was mad. I can’t be the only person who would be pissed that their roommates woke them up at midnight by setting off the fire alarms. I hate living here and every day I think about packing up and moving home. I’m so fucking miserable and I hate my roommates.

[sadbrazilian]

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[wixhful-thinking-deactivated201]

not gonna lie i’m actually really sad and i kinda wanna die but it’s ok

[extramadness]

[sourcepotter]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

“Tonight…”

[post--grad]

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

[raindancejodi]

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

[byjove]

ohhhhhh my god

[byjove]

Local Dumb Gal Bamboozled By Glass Window

[byjove]

my father just made his first meme I’m so proud of him

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!

[slightlynaive]

I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash) If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return. Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.

[chiiri-h]

This is true, all soaps, shampoos, and the like are tossed after a guest checks out of the hotel even if it’s clearly unopened because it is considered a health hazard violation in most places if they’re left there. If someone were to somehow get sick from it, a hotel can be shut down. Just take the toiletries, they’re ordered in bulk as is and only cost the hotel a few dollars to order them by the hundreds

[trilliath]

And even if you don’t use them, you can donate them to your local homeless shelter or other similar charity and give someone something they could use that would otherwise go to waste.

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

PLEASE TAKE THE SOAPS. PLEASE DONATE THE SOAPS. It’s one of the biggest requests shelters/supply banks get. You want to make their fucking day? Show up with socks, undies, diapers, and toiletries.

[eus-deactivated20150315]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Ima just leave this here. No one should get offended by any of this because this is literally saying “treat your son like a human being so he can understand himself as he goes through life”

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[iwontdancenetwork]

“You don’t have to know about ballet to enjoy it, all you have to do is look at it.” -Edwin Denby

[dailymarvelheroes]

#pure

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain.