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I'm a broke college student that finds humor in the simpliest of things. Enjoy my blog and laugh at my jokes cause I'm hilarious

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[dogpuppy]

[myspace]

These were the original infinity stones

[ursulaklegay]

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

[rawjoy]

u know what makes me cry..... that one van gogh quote about life changing for the better..... “many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. and it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘what do i care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ yes, evil often seems to surpass good. but then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. one morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. and so i must still have hope.” yeah..... Crying....

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Such a Brad thing for him to do

[sandmandaddy69]

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[analogueswords]

Autistic children are not infants.

Autistic teens are not toddlers.

Autistic adults are not children.

Your 23 year-old autistic cousin does not have “the mind of a 7 year-old.”

Stop calling autistic men “buddy.” Stop calling autistic women “sweetie.”

Don’t act like it’s a crime to swear in front of an autistic adult.

Don’t assume that because someone is nonverbal, they can’t understand what is going on. ESPECIALLY don’t assume that they can’t communicate at all.

Stop infantilizing autistic people.

[guiltiest-gear]

👏👏👏

[hplyrikz]

““I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.””

— Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince (via hplyrikz)

[botanyshitposts]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

[bubbline]

Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true

[amultitudeofsins]

[kibumkim]

some of yall be like "i want sources" while u on social media using your data and internet bitch u better open up a new tab and google it like the rest of us

[micro-bi-ologist]

your hands, i want to hold them.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

[closetedsuggestions-moved]

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

[thebeatlebird]