Quoth The Raven: Deez Nuts

I’m just a simple fool•terfs can leave•Jack•Dyke•lesbian•she/her

[oofology]

[blobbynfriends]

Maybe we should order in next time, punk kid 😅🍜

[official-lucifers-child]

i don’t know what this comic is from but i do know that this is a ratatouille scene and that’s all that matters

R A T

[lucidnee]

[valtsv]

me every time someone says anything to me

[valtsv]

[letusgototherose-deactivated202]

personally i think if you stick your fingers into my enclosure i have the right to bite you, and i will, and i will do it hard 

[vodka-is-the-solution]

[mystic-merc]

NOTHING could have prepared me

[sandsvendor100]

Are you calling the Police

I Am Celibate

[prokopetz]

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

[yamqguchi]

dude….. BRo….. if ball is life then…. you are my ball

[whalesharks-archive-deactivated]

having a hyperfixation feels like this image

[newyorker]

A cartoon by Will McPhail.

[ruffboi-mags]

[camelot1967]

okay so the plan is

-opening night of cats, sneak in by buying tix to a different movie (avoid contributing money to the death of art)

-pop an edible

-meet god

[godlessondheimite]

this is really, really bad advice. a lot of people here are young and might not have done edibles before: you need to take the edible 1-2 hours before you actually see the movie so that it hits with the opening chords and your trip progresses with the movie

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

all of you are positing really terrible ideas on a website full of minors. you shouldn’t “pop an edible” for cats (2019). find acid.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sanscarte]

Lol, and it’s also narrated in the calmest, quietest voice like you’re watching a golf tournament but the stakes are your beloved crab-son’s life

[ringwaldhaze]

Oh my gods okay. Every year, we have those standardized tests that like everyone in the US has, and usually, they’re just for math and ELA, but last year my grade also had to take the science PSSAs. So for about 2 days, we just watched that one Earth documentary in science.

Now, many of you may remember that one part in the documentary with the lizard who is constantly running from hundreds of snakes. Yeah, well my class went absolutely batshit over that part. There was so much emotion in that classroom, it was nuts. People were screaming and rooting for the lizard. My friend and I started singing the Pirates of the Carribean theme. It was great.

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

[coolestfinch]

butches do not have to be ultra tall and muscular and buff to be butch. butch has no body type. butch has no facial structure. please stop invalidating other butches based on what you find most attractive in them 

[mxpch]

[ruinedchildhood]

[melodicnommer]

God they are ruining my childhood

[ruinedchildhood]