[cleanwhitekeds]

[eco-socialism]

[jumex]

im educated but like…im still stupit

[skinoutqueen]

Moaning is one thing that men can do right and they refuse to do it… selfish

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

[xbnx]

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

[just-shower-thoughts]

Applying to universities is asking them if you can pay them money, and sometimes they say no.

[soupcowboy]

But you still have to pay them to ask

[blackberryshawty]

People act as if hating someone is like something that requires energy all the time like no I don’t think about the people I hate until they are brought up and then I’ll be like mid drag of a cigarette like “fuck that hoe”

[wlwkara]

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

[overdose-art]

Peter Paul Rubens, details from The Origin of the Milky Way, 1636-1637

[softnettle]

in this house we do grandma activities

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[erinsbreakfast]

nick taking a candlelit bath with only the glow of some candles and the neon enjoy sign is a big fuckin’ mood

[ratliker1917]

the only beings on earth im interested in appeasing are cats, i’ll fucking humiliate myself to the utmost degree so that a cat will like me,  i will be the biggest clown around just to get a cat’s attention. i refuse to give this preferential treatment to any other lifeforms.

[byjove]

dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch”