enzo

i dont use social media. i love my gf and uhh my cat i guess - oc blog. - pfp by @trinketcollectingcrow . thanks.

[user510043]

im enzo. i quite literally don't know what is going on, no asking.

ill probably just reblog most of nes's posts.

oc blog.

his name is Enzo Ivanovich. any ooc text will be in blue.

dni any weird people.

other oc blogs in (kind of) the same universe:

@thebestholmes (agnes)

@taras-trinkets

@ask-el-n-carter

@not-theteenage-turtle

main blogs:

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

@twoandahalfdimes

@double-sidedcoin

friend blogs: (will update!)

@quinnless-rayna (and adjacent blogs; william, rowen)

[william-not-lewis]

happy val's, william. hope you're spending it well with rayna. treat yrself for once. a movie or something.

- @user510043 (~forced by agnes)

You only ever seem to speak to me when prompted by Agnes, isn't that right?

I'm not too sure what the bloody hell 'Val's' is, but I'm assuming you're referring to Valentine's Day. It's rather dreadful, isn't it?

Thank you, nevertheless. Whilst I am going to be doing something with mein geliebter Schatz, it won't be a movie. After the main event, perhaps, but only because she enjoys them. So, yes, I suppose I am 'treating myself for once', whatever that is supposed to imply about my self-care habits.

Rowen is the one who will be watching a movie. Or movies, rather. The Predator films, from what I recall, to which I say no comment.

But once again, I appreciate your asking. I suppose I feel inclined to inquire, what will you be doing? Are you and Agnes going to be... going out, or will you be staying in? I'm not particularly bothered, however the tinge of interest I may or may not have in your life seems to cloud my better judgement.

So please, enlighten me. It will rid me of the curiosity that I, for no apparent reason, have. The fact that I am even asking is vexating me.

But whatever you are doing, I hope that you do enjoy it. Both of you, I mean. You deserve the break.

That is as sincere as I will get.

[user510043]

we won't be doing much, actually. agnes has been bit sick lately, so we're gonna stay home. john insisted so.

i will be getting her things, but it will be... a surprise. i know she's active here.

[william-not-lewis]

E: .... Enzo, you do this. Go on.

E: hey, er, William. it's nice to see you again. Carter got you this neat telescope, since he heard you've been studying astrology or something like that. Sorry if it's not what you like.

E: you were not supposed ta say that.

E: you do it then!

E: nevermind.

Enzo hands you a pretty big box!

+1 Huge Telescope acquired! Have fun!

- @ask-el-n-carter (i forgot enzo's username just pretend it's tagged :3)

Ah, Enzo, hello again, old friend. I suppose I could say the same

Carter got... Carter got me a telescope, did he? Well - yes, I've... I have been studying astronomy as of late... I suppose it goes hand in hand with my field of study, which is meteorology.

You... you didn't have to do this for me, you are aware? I rarely get gifts from anyone other than Rayna and Rowen...

This telescope - it's... practically gargantuan. How much did this cost you?

Well ... thank you. Thank you very much. I like it, of course I do- it is exquisite. Beautiful indeed.

[user510043]

all thanks to carter. he's pretty generous during the holidays, likes giving everyone gifts.

say, what does rowen like? carter's been bugging me to get sth rowen likes, but i reckon only you know.

[william-not-lewis]

Ah, Rowen.

Rowen is an actor. He enjoys a plethora of things and dabbles in many, many hobbies. He is open to almost anything you throw at him - a 'pushover' in some ways, if you ask me.

I have seen him scrapbooking as of late, but aside from that, he quite likes going outdoors on ridiculously long walks, as well as playing tennis. Christ, he's good at tennis.

I'm sure he'd be happy with anything you gave to him, he is easily pleased, that boy.

[ask-el-n-carter]

C: Hm! I see....

[user510043]

carter, don't get ideas. calm down; you're going to go broke.

[william-not-lewis]

E: .... Enzo, you do this. Go on.

E: hey, er, William. it's nice to see you again. Carter got you this neat telescope, since he heard you've been studying astrology or something like that. Sorry if it's not what you like.

E: you were not supposed ta say that.

E: you do it then!

E: nevermind.

Enzo hands you a pretty big box!

+1 Huge Telescope acquired! Have fun!

- @ask-el-n-carter (i forgot enzo's username just pretend it's tagged :3)

Ah, Enzo, hello again, old friend. I suppose I could say the same

Carter got... Carter got me a telescope, did he? Well - yes, I've... I have been studying astronomy as of late... I suppose it goes hand in hand with my field of study, which is meteorology.

You... you didn't have to do this for me, you are aware? I rarely get gifts from anyone other than Rayna and Rowen...

This telescope - it's... practically gargantuan. How much did this cost you?

Well ... thank you. Thank you very much. I like it, of course I do- it is exquisite. Beautiful indeed.

[user510043]

all thanks to carter. he's pretty generous during the holidays, likes giving everyone gifts.

say, what does rowen like? carter's been bugging me to get sth rowen likes, but i reckon only you know.

[ask-el-n-carter]

C: Have you guys seen Elis anywhere lately? I can't find her.

@thebestholmes @user510043 @not-theteenage-turtle @taras-trinkets (I know I've just asked you but just in case ☹️) @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna

[user510043]

no

[user510043]

@ask-el-n-carter

drunk elis collection picture one

[ask-el-n-carter]

C:

C: I found Elis. She is currently drunk. Taking her back at ours. @not-theteenage-turtle Take your rascals home.

C: SHE KEEPS TRYING TO STUFF THE SIGN INTO THE CAR ELIS NO-

[not-theteenage-turtle]

They are not my 'rascals,' Carter. You get your own sister home and then we'll see if I can take these overgrown children with me. I don't work for your ass lmao

[ask-el-n-carter]

C: Let's be civil here. Take Agnes and Enzo with you. Is it really going to cost you?

[not-theteenage-turtle]

Yeah, actually! The fact that it came from you is more than enough reason lmaaaoo go back to your plants

[ask-el-n-carter]

C: God, you are irresponsible. A bad influence.

C: @william-not-lewis Can I trust you to take them home or do I have to get them a cab?

[william-not-lewis]

Trust? Certainly. You can count on me to get your delinquents home safely.

I'm sure I'm in for an interesting journey, but don't be surprised if I return your sister to you with her mouth taped shut. I don't handle the drunk very well.

And she looks like a very difficult drunk.

I will be there shortly.

[real-rowen]

Look at you, running errands for your friends.

[william-not-lewis]

Careful with your wording.

[william-not-lewis]

Everyone in this god forsaken car will die by my hands if they don't learn to keep their mouths shut.

[ask-el-n-carter]

E: I think I'm gonna throw up.

[william-not-lewis]

If you so much as retch in my car I will have your head on a stick.

[ask-el-n-carter]

E: you're just going- god... go slower...

[william-not-lewis]

I will press my foot further and further onto the accelerator until you fly out of my window.

[ask-el-n-carter]

E: Oh my god, please don't. It's either that or I thro-- Agnes shut up!

[william-not-lewis]

Praise whatever is above, we've made it to your abode

Now get out of my car before I throw you out myself.

And go drink some water, your constant urge to vomit is repulsing. I hope that next time, you have some semblance of self control. I don't want to be in this situation ever again.

And I mean ever.

[user510043]

thank you so much, lewis. i owe you.

[ask-el-n-carter]

C:

C: I found Elis. She is currently drunk. Taking her back at ours. @not-theteenage-turtle Take your rascals home.

C: SHE KEEPS TRYING TO STUFF THE SIGN INTO THE CAR ELIS NO-

[not-theteenage-turtle]

They are not my 'rascals,' Carter. You get your own sister home and then we'll see if I can take these overgrown children with me. I don't work for your ass lmao

[ask-el-n-carter]

C: Let's be civil here. Take Agnes and Enzo with you. Is it really going to cost you?

[not-theteenage-turtle]

Yeah, actually! The fact that it came from you is more than enough reason lmaaaoo go back to your plants

[ask-el-n-carter]

C: God, you are irresponsible. A bad influence.

C: @william-not-lewis Can I trust you to take them home or do I have to get them a cab?

[william-not-lewis]

Trust? Certainly. You can count on me to get your delinquents home safely.

I'm sure I'm in for an interesting journey, but don't be surprised if I return your sister to you with her mouth taped shut. I don't handle the drunk very well.

And she looks like a very difficult drunk.

I will be there shortly.

[real-rowen]

Look at you, running errands for your friends.

[william-not-lewis]

Careful with your wording.

[william-not-lewis]

Everyone in this god forsaken car will die by my hands if they don't learn to keep their mouths shut.

[ask-el-n-carter]

E: I think I'm gonna throw up.

[user510043]

agnes keeps singing. i dont know where she got the aux from.

[thebestholmes]

look at this sunset!!

ignore enzo bursting into tears in the background he's ok :)

[user510043]

pleas ehelp please help send help i need help DANTE IS LAUGHING DOWN THERE

[user510043]

SHE LED ME UP HERE I NEED HELP WE CAN'T GET DOWN

[william-not-lewis]

What on Earth are you doing on Carter's roof? An acquaintance whom I've met before, if my memory serves me right.

Might I suggest a logical plan, which simply involves dialing the police? Or maybe even the fire brigade.

They say that firefighters help cats down from high places. I hope this is true, for your sake.

I would say that I'm hoping you can miraculously find your way down, but then again, your issues don't concern me. And even so, this little situation is proving to be rather amusing.

You could be extremely generous by giving me the address? Maybe I can come and gawk at you.

[real-rowen]

That last bit translates to "I have a ladder, I can help you. Give me the address so I can help you down."

@william-not-lewis , it's getting difficult for people to decipher your sarcasm. Tone it down a bit.

[william-not-lewis]

I'll neither confirm nor deny that statement.

Okay yes, it would seem that I do happen to have a ladder.

But I'm busy sewing together our Hallows' Eve costumes that you and Rayna begged me to create.

I'm not that much of a Good Samaritan.

[real-rowen]

You spent three weeks on Rayna's costume just so that you could see her in something pretty.

That was before October even came around.

Trust me, we're not the only people you're doing this for. You have time on your hands.

[not-theteenage-turtle]

WHAAAA HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY WAIT WAIT IM COMING OVER @user510043 I'M BRINGING A LADDER

[william-not-lewis]

That makes two of us, I suppose, stranger.

[user510043]

NO NONOO HE'S NOT HELPING HE'S ENABLING THIS WE NEED ELIS WHERE IS SHE PLEASE

[user510043]

SHE LED ME UP HERE I NEED HELP WE CAN'T GET DOWN

[quinnless-rayna]

Your blog is so cute! Can we be friends? Like really :) I'll take you to Russia with me, just don't tell Enzo ;D

- @thebestholmes

Woah, thank you Agnes !! I'd love to be friends!! And I would LOVE to go to russia?!!

And as for Enzo,

well,

we went on a wild ride back in school...

haven't seen him in a while though- is he on tumblr?!

[thebestholmes]

You know him?? What a coincidence!! Yeah, he's on tumblr @user510043 <3

[user510043]

rayna? is that you? i haven't seen you in a while.

we don't talk about my school days.

[quinnless-rayna]

Holy crap! Hi!! How've you been?!

[user510043]

ive been alright. you? how's will?

im trying to ignore nes giggling behind me.

[quinnless-rayna]

We've been pretty good, haven't we, @william-not-lewis ?

[william-not-lewis]

Well, well well, if it isn't Enzo Ivanovich.

Indeed, we've been well. It is... Iovely to hear from you again.

[user510043]

can't tell if that's sarcasm, lewis. very nice to hear. nes found rayna accidentally. fate is funny sometimes, yeah?

[william-not-lewis]

Sarcasm? Hardly. I simply like to emphasise certain words. You always did overthink the meaningless.

Fate is a man-made concept, Ivanovich. Created only to bring an overconfident man a sense of humbleness. Made to bring fear to our foes and hope to our people.

A pathetic notion, might I add. I don't rely on hope. I rely on instinct and intellect. What man, woman, or anything in-between survives without their wit?

[user510043]

nothing, of course. it's what helped us evolve, after all.

still, try to be a bit optimistic. it won't hurt your intellectual brain, will it? i worry. you might miss out on the good stuff in life.

[quinnless-rayna]

Your blog is so cute! Can we be friends? Like really :) I'll take you to Russia with me, just don't tell Enzo ;D

- @thebestholmes

Woah, thank you Agnes !! I'd love to be friends!! And I would LOVE to go to russia?!!

And as for Enzo,

well,

we went on a wild ride back in school...

haven't seen him in a while though- is he on tumblr?!

[thebestholmes]

You know him?? What a coincidence!! Yeah, he's on tumblr @user510043 <3

[user510043]

rayna? is that you? i haven't seen you in a while.

we don't talk about my school days.

[quinnless-rayna]

Holy crap! Hi!! How've you been?!

[user510043]

ive been alright. you? how's will?

im trying to ignore nes giggling behind me.

[quinnless-rayna]

We've been pretty good, haven't we, @william-not-lewis ?

[william-not-lewis]

Well, well well, if it isn't Enzo Ivanovich.

Indeed, we've been well. It is... Iovely to hear from you again.

[user510043]

can't tell if that's sarcasm, lewis. very nice to hear. nes found rayna accidentally. fate is funny sometimes, yeah?

[dat-soldier]

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[quinnless-rayna]

Your blog is so cute! Can we be friends? Like really :) I'll take you to Russia with me, just don't tell Enzo ;D

- @thebestholmes

Woah, thank you Agnes !! I'd love to be friends!! And I would LOVE to go to russia?!!

And as for Enzo,

well,

we went on a wild ride back in school...

haven't seen him in a while though- is he on tumblr?!

[thebestholmes]

You know him?? What a coincidence!! Yeah, he's on tumblr @user510043 <3

[user510043]

rayna? is that you? i haven't seen you in a while.

we don't talk about my school days.

[quinnless-rayna]

Holy crap! Hi!! How've you been?!

[user510043]

ive been alright. you? how's will?

im trying to ignore nes giggling behind me.

[quinnless-rayna]

Your blog is so cute! Can we be friends? Like really :) I'll take you to Russia with me, just don't tell Enzo ;D

- @thebestholmes

Woah, thank you Agnes !! I'd love to be friends!! And I would LOVE to go to russia?!!

And as for Enzo,

well,

we went on a wild ride back in school...

haven't seen him in a while though- is he on tumblr?!

[thebestholmes]

You know him?? What a coincidence!! Yeah, he's on tumblr @user510043 <3

[user510043]

rayna? is that you? i haven't seen you in a while.

we don't talk about my school days.

[user510043]

ive never even heard of this app before but ok. thanks agnes.

[fish-without-legs]

L bozo

[user510043]

ok enlighten me then fish, what the hell is a reblog

[fish-without-legs]

it's what u just did smh 🙄🙄

[user510043]

yeah but what does it MEAN

[fish-without-legs]

okay so: person a posts a thing. person b thinks either: "I want this post on my account!" OR "I want to reply to what person a is saying!" so they can reblog the post to do one/both of those things. right now it's entirely us reblogging to reply to one another :)

[thebestholmes]

WOWOW IT'S A TALKING FISH OMG HI ENZO!!!!!!

[fish-without-legs]

HI AGNES IM A BIG FAN 😼😼

[thebestholmes]

Hiii! Hi fishie!!!! what kind of fish are you??! :D

[fish-without-legs]

UHH the kind without legs :]

[thebestholmes]

Fish without legs...? I thought..? Wait. Fish don't have legs in the first place. So you're technically.. just a fish.

[fish-without-legs]

YES THEY DO THAT IS A NORMAL FISH ^

[thebestholmes]

That... did you draw that? HAHAHA FISHIE WHAT IS THIS😭

[fish-without-legs]

NO, thats a PHOTOGRAPH of my COUSIN!!!!! >:((((

[user510043]

i cant believe fish have entire hierarchies