William Lewis

Of course, darling. I hope you enjoy it.

eggzeroni

every once in a while, william falls in love with his darling all over again 💕

10-ways-to-live-a-quilombo

She looked gorgeous as always, what could I possibly say to defend myself?

WIFE???? YOU GOT MARRIED?????

Married to... my Rayna? Yes, we've been married since about... 2024. For about three years, I've been devoted to the most gorgeous, ingenuous woman on this Earth. Lucky, aren't I?

Well, actually, I've been devoted to her for far longer. However, it became official three years ago.

Why do you ask? Did you want to hear the stories of our wedding, or something equally as sappy? Some photos, perhaps?

Good morning. Or... afternoon. Perhaps evening or night? My name is William Lewis; I don't believe we've spoken before.

Regardless, my friend Rowen Graves, if you've seen him lurking around Tumblr (which he has a tendency to do), has been meaning to send you an ask. Why he has yet to do so, I haven't a clue.

At the moment, he is not in our flat, as he is taking care of pressing matters regarding his profession. Being an actor, I've learnt, isn't an easy job.

He was talking about sending an ask to you all, as I mentioned, and has not yet done so. And, so, I took it upon myself to do it for him. Specifically, he's interested in befriending... Felipe Ramírez, is it? He believes Ramírez to be quite amiable from what he has observed. I, however, have yet to form my opinion on this Felipe. Nevertheless, he says that he'd like to get to know all of you.

Do what you will with this information, I'm sure I'll receive a reprimanding from Rowen himself for sending this into your inbox. He always seems to concern himself with what I do.

- @william-not-lewis

🌳: Ohhh hiii!!! you're his friend, right? :0 I've talked to Rowen a couple times before, not too deep of course, but he's nice :) So bad he couldn't do it himself, I'd love to know him more!! In any case, yeah, i understand why your distrust, meeting people online does not always end up good ☹️ but hey! i promise i don't bite!! Miriam might, though... better not worry about that... Rowen says Miriam reminds him of you..? I'm not sure... but you do speak similarly!! :D

📚: I think I like this so called "William". Denotates clear academic education. I won't bite him. For now.

🌳: Well, you heard it from her, not me! XD Oh, by the way, where are you from, Willy? (Can i call you Willy?) In our case we're all from Argentina... except for Toto and Eli who are-

📚: *Covers his mouth* ARGENTINIANS. They are also argentinians.

🌳: Uh. Uh. Oh, yeah! Yeah. Sorry i got confused. Haha. Argentinians <:D

Note: They can't say aliens exist to everyone that crosses their path, but Feli is impulsive and sometimes forgets.

Leave it to Rowen to be as friendly as he can. I'm sure he'd love to know you too, he did say so himself, after all.

I appreciate your understanding. Indeed, online friends do not end well in most cases. However, Carter's gang of... misfits turned out to be... not so horrible in real life. Due to this fact, I'm hopeful that you... ten- hold on, how many of you are there? Won't be so bad. Key word, hopeful. I'm still wary of you all, mind you.

Trust me, I rest assured that you do not bite. As for Miriam, I invite her to try.

Rowen says that Miriam reminds him of me, does he? He never told me that. I'll have to converse with her before I form my own judgement, so I suppose I have yet to refute that statement.

You like me, do you Miriam? Well, it's always nice to hear someone appreciating academia. I... applaud your willingness to hold fire, I suppose. An excellent job at having... some sort of restraint, I suppose.

Er... me and my friends are from Britain. London, to be specific, and that is where we currently reside. However, I am of German descent. Rowen, however, is Welsh.

My lovely wife, Rayna, is Indian - a very beautiful woman from a beautiful region; Punjab.

Argentinian, are you? How curious. And you want to call me what? Christ, how humiliating - how is it that everyone I become acquainted with seems to come up with a ridiculous nickname to refer to me as?

Toto and Eli, hm? Names I have not previously heard of. They are... Argentinian too, you say?

I've reasons to believe that you're lying, Ramírez. But I won't pry, though I expect that Rowen will most certainly be curious. He's rather observant, you see.

He'll certainly see something in that slip up of yours.

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

THIS WILL BE SO EXCITING we should definitely do that trauma candy salad I've been seeing around

Trauma... what now?

have you not been on social media recently? it's like this candy salad but.. traumatic

... How on earth does one make a candy salad traumatic? Do you eat to the point where your cholesterol levels are raised alarmingly?

do you not have the vaguest idea of what I'm talking about?? How old are you lmfao??

basically it's a candy salad where before anyone puts in their candy they spill something traumatic to the crowd

I'm twenty four, not that it's any of your concern.

Why on earth would I share my trauma with any of you? Not that I have trauma, anyways.

Mio Dio... Twenty four! Hey, I'm twenty five! close enough, eh?

you.. probably do...

And you would know how, exactly?

you... look the part?

Which means what, exactly?

you ...

stop asking me questions.

No, please, do answer. I'd love to be enlightened, your comment has truly peaked my interest. What about my appearance tells you that I harbour trauma, hm?

My physiognomy, perhaps? My pertinacity is strong at the moment - unremitting, as the noun suggests. So once again I ask; whatever do you mean?

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

THIS WILL BE SO EXCITING we should definitely do that trauma candy salad I've been seeing around

Trauma... what now?

have you not been on social media recently? it's like this candy salad but.. traumatic

... How on earth does one make a candy salad traumatic? Do you eat to the point where your cholesterol levels are raised alarmingly?

do you not have the vaguest idea of what I'm talking about?? How old are you lmfao??

basically it's a candy salad where before anyone puts in their candy they spill something traumatic to the crowd

I'm twenty four, not that it's any of your concern.

Why on earth would I share my trauma with any of you? Not that I have trauma, anyways.

Mio Dio... Twenty four! Hey, I'm twenty five! close enough, eh?

you.. probably do...

And you would know how, exactly?

you... look the part?

Which means what, exactly?

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

THIS WILL BE SO EXCITING we should definitely do that trauma candy salad I've been seeing around

Trauma... what now?

have you not been on social media recently? it's like this candy salad but.. traumatic

... How on earth does one make a candy salad traumatic? Do you eat to the point where your cholesterol levels are raised alarmingly?

do you not have the vaguest idea of what I'm talking about?? How old are you lmfao??

basically it's a candy salad where before anyone puts in their candy they spill something traumatic to the crowd

I'm twenty four, not that it's any of your concern.

Why on earth would I share my trauma with any of you? Not that I have trauma, anyways.

Mio Dio... Twenty four! Hey, I'm twenty five! close enough, eh?

you.. probably do...

And you would know how, exactly?

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

THIS WILL BE SO EXCITING we should definitely do that trauma candy salad I've been seeing around

Trauma... what now?

have you not been on social media recently? it's like this candy salad but.. traumatic

... How on earth does one make a candy salad traumatic? Do you eat to the point where your cholesterol levels are raised alarmingly?

do you not have the vaguest idea of what I'm talking about?? How old are you lmfao??

basically it's a candy salad where before anyone puts in their candy they spill something traumatic to the crowd

I'm twenty four, not that it's any of your concern.

Why on earth would I share my trauma with any of you? Not that I have trauma, anyways.

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

THIS WILL BE SO EXCITING we should definitely do that trauma candy salad I've been seeing around

Trauma... what now?

have you not been on social media recently? it's like this candy salad but.. traumatic

... How on earth does one make a candy salad traumatic? Do you eat to the point where your cholesterol levels are raised alarmingly?

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

THIS WILL BE SO EXCITING we should definitely do that trauma candy salad I've been seeing around

Trauma... what now?

C: Hey Rowen! How have you been? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

C: I wanted to invite you (and Rayna + William!) to a movie night our crew has organized! Obviously get your favourite snacks and pyjamas, it's hosted at our house :D

C: You can also choose a movie and we'll add it to a little jar (with everyone else's suggestions) and see who comes out first. I'm feeling this is a bit of an informal invitation ...

C: We'll do it tomorrow, since it's a weekend, and Elis is around. Hope to see you there :D

~ @ask-el-n-carter

Hey, Carter! I'm not doing too bad, hope you're doing well too 👀

A movie night with your friends... and us? You want us there?

Well I can't say no to that, sounds so fun - I would love to come 'round! A cozy movie night - I've always loved those 👏 I'll be putting all nine of the predator movies into that jar 🙈

What do you think, @william-not-lewis @quinnless-rayna , can we go? Please?

quinnless-rayna

Oh my gosh, yes, we're there! This sounds so fun - I can't pass down the chance to watch a Doctor Strange movie 👀 we could turn it into a sleepover!! I'll be bringing ALL the snacks I can carry 😼

Thank you SO much for thinking of us Carter!

please can you go, just this once @william-not-lewis ? 💞💓

Ah, social interaction with individuals I've barely spoken to - joy.

Let's see... friends, movies, pyjamas.

I suppose I wouldn't... mind. Would it be alright to suggest a miniseries? I've been meaning to watch This Is Going to Hurt however I've, admittedly, never gotten the chance to do so.

... I suppose if you both want to go, then I can tag along. Just this once.

Unwillingly, mind you.

Thank you for the invite, Carter. I appreciate the courteous offer.

greelin

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

This similar to your reasoning, @william-not-lewis ?

Who on earth are 'they'?

@quinnless-rayna

I have scheduled these words to be posted on Valentine's Day. It is exactly a week before that date, but I felt the need to write this down now, just in case the words escaped me.

happy val's, william. hope you're spending it well with rayna. treat yrself for once. a movie or something.

- @user510043 (~forced by agnes)

You only ever seem to speak to me when prompted by Agnes, isn't that right?

I'm not too sure what the bloody hell 'Val's' is, but I'm assuming you're referring to Valentine's Day. It's rather dreadful, isn't it?

Thank you, nevertheless. Whilst I am going to be doing something with mein geliebter Schatz, it won't be a movie. After the main event, perhaps, but only because she enjoys them. So, yes, I suppose I am 'treating myself for once', whatever that is supposed to imply about my self-care habits.

Rowen is the one who will be watching a movie. Or movies, rather. The Predator films, from what I recall, to which I say no comment.

But once again, I appreciate your asking. I suppose I feel inclined to inquire, what will you be doing? Are you and Agnes going to be... going out, or will you be staying in? I'm not particularly bothered, however the tinge of interest I may or may not have in your life seems to cloud my better judgement.

So please, enlighten me. It will rid me of the curiosity that I, for no apparent reason, have. The fact that I am even asking is vexating me.

But whatever you are doing, I hope that you do enjoy it. Both of you, I mean. You deserve the break.

That is as sincere as I will get.

user510043

we won't be doing much, actually. agnes has been bit sick lately, so we're gonna stay home. john insisted so.

i will be getting her things, but it will be... a surprise. i know she's active here.

thebestholmes

Isn't he just SO sweet!? He gets me a gift, even when I'm sick and John is berating me about going out without my scarf! I wish I knew what you were getting, enzo :(

Yes, he's just utterly adorable. So endearing. In fact I might go and vomit in a bin due to how sweet he is.

happy val's, william. hope you're spending it well with rayna. treat yrself for once. a movie or something.

- @user510043 (~forced by agnes)

You only ever seem to speak to me when prompted by Agnes, isn't that right?

I'm not too sure what the bloody hell 'Val's' is, but I'm assuming you're referring to Valentine's Day. It's rather dreadful, isn't it?

Thank you, nevertheless. Whilst I am going to be doing something with mein geliebter Schatz, it won't be a movie. After the main event, perhaps, but only because she enjoys them. So, yes, I suppose I am 'treating myself for once', whatever that is supposed to imply about my self-care habits.

Rowen is the one who will be watching a movie. Or movies, rather. The Predator films, from what I recall, to which I say no comment.

But once again, I appreciate your asking. I suppose I feel inclined to inquire, what will you be doing? Are you and Agnes going to be... going out, or will you be staying in? I'm not particularly bothered, however the tinge of interest I may or may not have in your life seems to cloud my better judgement.

So please, enlighten me. It will rid me of the curiosity that I, for no apparent reason, have. The fact that I am even asking is vexating me.

But whatever you are doing, I hope that you do enjoy it. Both of you, I mean. You deserve the break.

That is as sincere as I will get.

user510043

we won't be doing much, actually. agnes has been bit sick lately, so we're gonna stay home. john insisted so.

i will be getting her things, but it will be... a surprise. i know she's active here.

Poor thing, hope she recovers soon!

And a surprise, huh? Interesting! 👀