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I spend a good deal of time thinking of brief descriptions of myself

[notpresley-deactivated20150705]

[kimbasprite]

[bluntsonbutts]

[luxurybuzz]

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

disney + emotions

[adrianshidden]

[thepizzaqueen-deactivated201208]

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

[lunarprancer-deactivated2014102]

this is hilarious oh my god.

[damnwhyamistillhere]

did he even pay the pizza guy? 

[charliesangels2fullthrottle]

why isn’t this a freaking domino’s commercial yet

[thomspoon-deactivated20200527]

well this is being reblogged again.

[alexandriahadnoanswer]

well that is not nearly enough pizza for all of those people..

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[giggles-the-killer]

I wanna see this.

[divines0ull]

I doubt this will happen to me but I’ll try anyway

[proudblackpoet]

I’ll try this lol

[not-so-bitterbritters]

Surprise me 😉

[vag1na-dentata]

YAY THIS IS GREAT PLEASEEE

[stay-pretty-odd]

DO THIS BEFORE I GO TO CAMP

[usernamehasalreadybeenclaimed]

If you go looking for trouble, I guarantee you'll find it

[shortvideosandstuff]

Flight Simulator

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[grogusfather]

If Jurassic World was real and there wasn’t a vicious genetically engineered dinosaur trying to kill everybody, I would 100% sit my ass in that baby Dino petting area and never leave

[usernamehasalreadybeenclaimed]

You mean JW isn't a documentary? Shit

[did-you-know]

Source

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[usernamehasalreadybeenclaimed]

Jurassic Park, except all of the dinosaurs are the Timehop dinosaur

[followmehome-deactivated2014070]

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

[toddisawarlock]

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

[mtrench]

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

[saintsinner-asstral]

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

[alwayssomewherebound]

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

[mattdmc91-deactivated20150917]

I did not expect this kind of post to end like this

[milkteethandglitter-deactivated]

Yes

[midnighttrain247]

Breakfast Across the Globe

[supgina]

BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE

[africanyounot-blog]

So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”