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Adding to the “gay people can’t sit properly” thing

Ok so my brother and his friends like to call my cat gay and I’ve told them multiple times it’s not even possible for house cats to be gay (unless presented with homosexual actions that they choose to mimic) but I mean,,,, judging by the way he sits,,,

he might be

princesstigerbelle

We love him

ATTENTION HOMESTUCKS

you thought it was called a bone bulge? YOU WERE WRONG

#homestuck #karkat vantas #karkat #john egbert #john #john homestuck #he canonically called it a dick i cant believe i never noticed this before #p e ni s

incorrect-hs-quotes

DAVE: can i get an oof in the chat

DIRK: oof

DAVE: oof

ROSE: oof

ROXY: are yall okay

ROSE: No.

DIRK: No.

DAVE: no

(from the discord server naturally)

princesstigerbelle

Deploy them little buddy. Deploy them all.

nekurothings

h hewwo

goodscreencaps

abbf26

dear diary today karkat said that my avacado toast was really good EVEN THOUGH HE HATES AVACADO granted he thought he hated avacado because he ate the pit and was slightly sick for like a day despite the huge amounts of toxicity in them which might i say smexy how he can survive that but it makes me so fucking happy that he liked my food tomorrow im gonna try to get him to eat leaks and rice i dont know why this bitch is so against leaks and rice but if i cook it good and make the house smell delicious then this bitch is gonna love it love dave strider

laco-myles

Da Twitter shit pt 5

Follow me on Twitter @HoesSouth

roseyblogstuff

Aggressive Tweek is best Tweek (at least in my opinion).

i love papi because his solution for every problem is to kill himself or someone else

popee is invisible? stab yourself and cover him in your blood

popee chasing you with a sword? snap your friend's neck and then your own

popee stole the essential parts to your car? CUT OFF YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD

#now that i think about it #popee is always the problem #goddamnit popee #you lil shit #popee the performer #ptp #popee #papi #kedamono

abbysradicalsprites

hi lemme get uhhh... BONELESS karkat preferably jade blooded you big chumby

i couldnt decide which i liked better!

i liked how he turned out tbh thanks for the request!

usernametaken02

hhhh I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOURE THE BEst ily

abbysradicalsprites

Make.... Bodyguard au erisol sprites, plz.

boyfriends….but secret

bodyguard au belongs to @lightingupthereef

you should def check out that au its one of my favs

bumble-bee-pd

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

honey-dippers-deactivated201907

Listen just fucking listen to me, hearing Take on me by a-ha is such a fucking trip I swear to god I have an out of body experience every time that song comes on. When the beat kicks on and you hear that “tr-r-r-ring~!” you can see it in my eyes that I know I am fucked for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds. My limbs start grooving one by one under a control that is not mine. The synth starts playing and I’m done, I’m gone, I am the whitest person on the dancefloor, I am Regan from the exorcist, I am squidward from those gifsets, I am every person in a harlem shake video. My body moves on it’s own accord producing a disgusting and liminal performance that is an insult to God Himself. This is my fate and I embrace it. Finally, the beat dissolves and I am free. I collapse to the floor and revel in an afterglow that transcends anything I can comprehend while the synth slowly fades out.

awesomacious

cisnowflake

So I looked up what this all means and I’m really not okay anymore.

“The official acronym is now LGBTQQICAPF2K+ according to the magazine The Gay UK. That stands for “Lesbian,” “Gay,” “Bisexual,” “Transgender,” “Queer,” “Questioning,” “Intersex,” “Curious,” “Asexual,” “Agender,” “Ally,” “Pansexual,” “Polysexual,” “Friends and family,” “Two-spirit” and “Kink.””