Mallory what the fuck-

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Mallory what the fuck-
?Madison: [accidently hits Zoe in the face and trying to figure out if she should say “Im so fucking sorry” or “are you okay”]
Madison: [panicing] ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
my new zadison oneshot that im prob never gonna write:
“jUST TeLL mE How UR FeElInG, iM not fOcKinG ClaiRVOyANT.” ZoE yeLLs
“ANRGY LESBIAN NOISES” MadIsoN YElls bAcK.
Tate: I prevented a murder today.
Violet: really? How.
Tate: self control
"Madison come back to bed, it's not a big deal, I'm sorry!" Zoe yells through the walls.
Madison was fairly upset about what happened during dinner tonight, so upset that she decided to sleep in the empty room next to her bedroom.
"Please!" Zoe begs.
"NO, YOU PRONOUNCE THE G IN LASAGNA. AT THIS POINT IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU," Madison yells.
[texting]
Vivien: nose
Vivien: hahaha I just typed “nose” with my nose
Violet: heart
Vivien: what the fuck
Vivien: violet are you ok
Vivien: VIOLET?
Incorrect
I found a shit ton of incorrect quotes and turned them into short story prompt things. zadison addition.
1.
"Last night I found out Madison is a sleep talker," Zoe said as she sipped her tea.
"Really?" Cordelia questioned.
Last night
Madison was peacefully asleep next to Zoe as she worked. It was getting a little late so Zoe put down her computer and shuffled out of bed to brush her teeth. Right when she got up, she heard a voice coming from the smaller girl.
"No!" Madison protested.
Zoe didn't know she was awake, "I'm just going to the bathroom."
No reply after that. Zoe came back from the bathroom and hopped back into bed, she got into a comfortable position which was on her back facing the ceiling while Madison was holding onto her side. Soon, Zoe drifted off to sleep but was awake by another noise coming from Madison.
"Die bitch," Madison said quietly as she kept tossing and turning.
Zoe sat right up and stared at Madison, Her eyes where closed. A minute passed and Zoe slid down back into the position she was in before. She closed her eyes but her sleep didn't last long.
Present-day
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am."
2.
Zoe went back to her room after teaching, she was about to grab her car keys from her desk but something stopped her. Madison was sitting on her bed playing with Zoe’s phone.
"What's your password?" Madison asked.
Zoe stood there in shock, "M-Madison, wait, Didn't you die?" This was the first time seeing Madison after the whole apocalypse thing, she thought Madison was still dead.
Madison looks up from Zoe’s phone, "death is a social construct."
Zoe's eyes well up in tears and she runs to hug Madison. Madison accepts the hug but once Zoe is off of her she shows her the phone.
"What does it mean by "your phone has been locked for 1204920 minutes?"
3.
The academy was a bit old so after begging and more Begging from the council and students, Cordelia decided to take them to IKEA. In Madison and Zoe's room, they both needed a new desk since it's "been there for 3 of my lifetimes" - Madison. So Cordelia brought them to the desk section.
"What are you guys looking for?" Cordelia asks.
"I don't know," Madison reply's then looked over to Zoe. "What are you looking at babe?"
"I'm just wondering which one you'd look the best pinned agains-" Zoe manages to say before Madison covered her mouth.
Madison hopes her supreme didn't hear any of that, but she did though. A very shook Cordelia shakes her head and slowly walks backwards out of the desk section.
4.
Zoe was working in the classroom while Madison was next to her playing on her phone. Madison was scrolling through Instagram and she found something funny so she smiled.
Zoe removed her gaze from her work and looked at Madison, "what's so funny?"
"Zoe, are you a lamp?" Madison asks.
Zoe sat their confused, "What?"
"Because I'd like to turn you on," Madison smirked.
Zoe forced herself to face back to her work so Madison wouldn't see her blush. They both sat there in silence before they heard a scream from outside the door.
"WERE NOT WASTING ELECTRICITY IN THIS HOUSE!" Cordelia yells.
Ben: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Violet: killed without hesitation
Kyle: most people think I’m a bitch when I’m actually the other b word....
Kyle: brain dead
Zoe: Madison I’m bi
Madison: same
Zoe: really?
Madison: Bi-polar
I’m not a zadison acc, I’m just salty they didn’t get together
Eyebrows...don’t underestimate them
I FORGOT TO SAY I HAVE A AHS MEME ACC RIPPPP
@ahsmemes444 on insta
Zoe: hey can I see that photo we took
Madison: sure [shows the photo]
Zoe: hahahaha we look like a couple here
Madison: hahaha yeah a couple of besties
Tate Langdon 🤝 Madison Montgomery
Being redeemable
because of Taissa Farmiga
I’m laughing so hard omg
Madison: What's your biggest fear.
Zoe: Being forgotten.
Madison: Damn that's deep.
Madison: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.