chomp

smooch smooch

[goobersplat]

Food Stamp Stickers

Sorry, hunted for the original but couldn’t track it down, Pinterest source :(

[catchascatchcn]

this emily gwen lesbian flag grifter reveal is some real old school tumblr shit, which is why it’s even funnier that it’s happening on twitter. true marker of total tumblr cultural irrelevance

[puzzledemigod]

My 26 yo self: I'm so happy for them, proud that they feel like it's time to share the truth with the world. I hope they feel freer and lighter, and that we can show our support without invading their privacy and we can prove we got better at respecting their boundaries

The 15 yo version of me that's trapped in the basement:

[comingupwithjoshdun]

Next time someone asks you if Dan and Phil are dating you can just respond with “yes they’ve been together since 2009” instead of sending an essay back to them

[shed-some-light]

me currently.

[silly-little-pal]

[zackstriker]

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[emolgana]

wishing them the best forever and ever ♡

[bloodybellycomb]

You can really tell the average age demographic of this website from this single screenshot

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[thagomizersshow]

Birding is your kind of hobby if you get a visceral high from doing this

[sanctaecrucis]

tamagotchi stickers (part 1)! free to use, no credit needed, but please like/rb! images sourced from this post

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[peskypixel]

i was so scared for him

[mioakem]

bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

[crowwkui]

the color blue reminds me of you