i did not start out a bad person

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[dailycatsblog]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified death of library paste man post

[angels-all-sin]

I had to do it (part 11).

[charl0ttan]

i swear my consequences dont even have actions

[aletheyass]

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

[junglejim4322]

This sentence is on Wikipedia dot org

[gunsandfireandshit]

Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

[regicidal-defenestration]

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

[bunniope]

need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

[bunniope]

i mean i want something sexually normal haha

[bunniope]

can the two mormon rp blogs having a conversation in the tags of this post take it to dms please and thank you

[gladrian]

the tags in question

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[strike-another-match]

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

[usersummer]

going on another first date tonight y’all

[usersummer]

it was really awkward and the movie was NOT good 😔

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[boyd-stevens]

BRING IT ON 2000, dir. Peyton Reed

[sorrrowfull]

[girlypenny]

women get hotter the weirder and more disgusting their kinks are