don't google sexy yoshi

25 and strictly goes clubbing only on critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv

[hollowboobtheory]

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[froggycakes]

paul dano i have the role of a lifetime for you

[shiopomu-remade]

[eternal-fractal]

I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.

[carolsturka]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[thatglitchfan]

Ykw fyp so will I

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[horsegirl-stalin]

Chiquita released an advertisement which used AI and so many comments were saying they would never eat chiquita again, and like I don't care if you eat chiquita, to my knowledge there's no organized boycott against them (if there is feel free to add to my post) but if you would stop buying from a company due to their wrongdoings then why do you even buy Chiquita in the first place??? They literally funded the OVERTHROWING OF A GOVERNMENT, how can you be mad about AI but not about funding an actual coup??

[horsegirl-stalin]

[ava-deb]

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[oneheadtoanother]

[covid-safer-hotties]

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[cunt-force-therapy]

Why are they in Hell

[willgrahamscock]

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

[grulu]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

can you get out of here

[worldscoolest]