[angelicgarnet]

ppl without ocd will literally be like ‘yeah i have intrusive thoughts…… like one time i kept thinking about garlic bread when i was trying to focus in class’ 

[angelicgarnet]

‘wait you people have violent intrusive thoughts??? isnt that kinda…. problematic idk :/’ 

[mona-l1sa]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Am I too privileged and spoiled because my dad is willing to help me move halfway across the country and has the financial means to do that even though the expense is kind of a strain on him

Someone else: *becomes a landlord at age 22*

Me: Ah, never mind.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *buys starbucks for myself*

Me: Is this too much?

Someone else: *buys a coffee startup using money they borrowed from their dad*

Me: Ah, I see. *sips*

[tofublock]

a duck who dared to dive (read right to left)

[ginnungagay]

>:(

[snorlaxatives]

why does disney have a “first gay character” every like six months??? am i being gaslit or is this a mandela effect situation what is goin awn 

[on-va--voir]

No because literally……

[obvslybatgrl]

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[nintendometro]

Boos in the garden, from ‘Super Mario 64′.

[iamaperture]

Unrestrained summer fun

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[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

do you guys remember when azealia banks posted this... because I remember at least once a week

[caiabresebun]

happy birthday mob : )

[robotbipboup]

[unclefather]

me to my 3 weed smoking girlfriends: girls, stop fighitng theres enough blount to go around

[unclefather]

they’re sharing now

[mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury]

is it a weed blount?

[unclefather]

yeahs it’s weed

[andlifemovesonn]

[renousim]

how do people die from gas leaks in their house i just breathe it all in and im fine

[setonfirebyfiends]

Are you a sociopath

I’m just a brunette